Dino Refuses to Die!!!

[spsmckintra]

I thought that we could have fun with our old friend Dino by having Dan Rather interview him. Someone would have to fake Dan's voice and then sound clips from Dino could be used for the answers.......like this:

DR: " What is this about your ex-wife Shana. I heard that a cappachino got a person immediate satisfaction?"
Dino" Hey lemmme tell you something boy, you fuck with my wife, you're fucking with your life!"
DR:"I see, you are very protective of her...well thank you for the interview."
Dino:"Later on dickhead!"

[rbcp]

Maybe a deaf relay operator could interview him.  It's too bad I didn't record more of him during that fateful night.

[spsmckintra]

I still think that the clips with visuals would be hilarious. Maybe have Joe Pesci interview him.

[spsmckintra]

Brad, they still have deaf relay ops? Even in this day and age?

[rbcp]

Brad, they still have deaf relay ops? Even in this day and age?

Yeah, believe it or not people are still deaf!  I thought they'd cured that too.

[ravenmaddox]

For those with a prankster bent... Deaf Relay Op

http://www.i711.com/

I would say more, but for now I'm gonna assume that anyone who reads this has enough knowledge how to use it "effectively"

[spsmckintra]

I did a search on Switchboard for Allsman in IL. There are 23 allsmans and they all seem to be concentrated around Wood River, Bethalto, or Alton. Big clan I guess. Deans name is missing..............hummmmmmmmmmm.

[yehti7]

Careful! The relay operator's supervisor will terminate the call due to Dino's "abusive" language.  Dino might not be the only one who has their feelings hurt?


Operator: "This is the relay operator with special instructions to see if you would like to meet your ex wife at Starbucks for a crappacino."
Dino: “Yeah, you’re full of shit you little fucker! Why don’t you tell me
where you are?”
Operator: "Please stand by for the supervisor."
Dino: “Is this really the cellular operator?”
Supervisor: "We're terminating this call due to abusive language."
Dino: “Later on, dickhead!”

[spsmckintra]

Remember that Dino offered 100.00 dollars in lawful US Money if Brad and Zak showed their faces. Well lets turn the tables a bit. Even though 15 yrs has gone by maybe we should offer Dino 100 dollars if he would show his face after all these years. Hold a dinner at a local Alton restaurant, invite him and if he shows pay him 100 dollars. Simple. Truth is he just hasn't got the guts or the will to show up. But he would get some closure, we would have some fun, and all would be right with the world. So someone has to go on his My Space page and start the ball rolling.......

[SpaceBison]

Maybe you should just leave that poor man alone.

[rbcp]

I'm thinking he doesn't want any closure.  He just wants to never hear from me again.

[spsmckintra]

OK Brad, sorry for bring it up. Consider this subject closed, never to resurface again........
But maybe we could start a Bamm-Bamm thread

[Magus]

You should update this page:

http://www.phonelosers.com/cast/

With a picture of Dino.

[Arox!]

Remember that Dino offered 100.00 dollars in lawful US Money if Brad and Zak showed their faces. Well lets turn the tables a bit. Even though 15 yrs has gone by maybe we should offer Dino 100 dollars if he would show his face after all these years. Hold a dinner at a local Alton restaurant, invite him and if he shows pay him 100 dollars. Simple. Truth is he just hasn't got the guts or the will to show up. But he would get some closure, we would have some fun, and all would be right with the world. So someone has to go on his My Space page and start the ball rolling.......

It would be great to make it a formal dinner and invite all his friends and family in secret. It can be "This is Your Life: Dino Allsman."

[SpaceBison]

Remember that Dino offered 100.00 dollars in lawful US Money if Brad and Zak showed their faces. Well lets turn the tables a bit. Even though 15 yrs has gone by maybe we should offer Dino 100 dollars if he would show his face after all these years. Hold a dinner at a local Alton restaurant, invite him and if he shows pay him 100 dollars. Simple. Truth is he just hasn't got the guts or the will to show up. But he would get some closure, we would have some fun, and all would be right with the world. So someone has to go on his My Space page and start the ball rolling.......

It would be great to make it a formal dinner and invite all his friends and family in secret. It can be "This is Your Life: Dino Allsman."

It would be even better if you were to shut the fuck up/