Yeah the black guy that wanted the weight bench his wife started yelling at him for being on the phone to long that was pretty funny
and the girl that had her kid sing twinkle twinkle little start I told her I hated that song she was probably my favorite.
I told her her kid fuckin sucked then i heard crying in the background.
My favorite:
Lady: You guys are fucking lame you need a boyfriend...
Me: Ma'am, are you free next Tuesday?
Lady: *laughs, talking in background* He just asked me if I'm free next tuesday *guy laughing in background*
My other favorite... Note the reference to PLA Radio 9...
Guy: Can I have the free computer?
Me: No you can't because you smell funny!
Guy: Fuck you! (Meanwhile everyone else is laughing at him)