FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT ALREADY BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS SPECIAL OCCASION, TODAY IS CAPS LOCK DAY, IN HONOUR OF CAPS LOCK AND ALL THAT HE'S DONE OVER THE YEARS. OUT OF RESPECT IT WAS SUGGESTED THAT WE ALL KEEP THE CAPS LOCK KEY DOWN JUST FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY.
BY LAW YOU MUST DO THIS OR FACE THE WRATH OF IAN BEALE.
HERE IS A POEM I WROTE 4 DA BIG DAY:
CAPS LOCK, CAPS LOCK
YOU'RE MUCH BETTER THAN AN ELECTRIC WOK
AND ALTHOUGH PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU ARE LOUD
WHEN THINKING OF YOU I AM VERY PROUD
CAPS LOCK, CAPS LOCK
SOME PEOPLE HOLD SHIFT DOWN WITH A ROCK
BUT WHILE ME AND OUR FRIENDS ARE ENLIGHTENED
STILL OTHERS ARE BY YOUR PRESENCE FRIGHTENED
CAPS LOCK, CAPS LOCK
SOME PEOPLE MAY SHAKE THEIR HEAD SAYING, 'WOT?'
WHEN THEY READ SOMETHING YOU HAVE WRITTEN
BUT I WOULD RATHER HAVE YOU THAN ANY KITTEN
CAPS LOCK, CAPS LOCK
YOU ARE BETTER THAN THE ULTIMATE WOK
CAPS LOCK, CAPS LOCK
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY, "YOU ROCK"