Black Friday store pranks

[nomadcowatbk]

A line will form outside places like Best Buy or Wal-mart before they open on Friday morning, some may even camp overnight. Find some dumbass, call several pizza places, and have them deliver several pizzas to the victim. You could also try to get into the store intercom and announce sales that don't actually exist.

Someone did this when the PS3 was released.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km-Iol1221k

[Nod]

Here's a perfect one for Black Friday.

1.) Get some h3ri0n and then "shoot it n2 ur vainz"
2.) Get a gun and shoot at the kids in your school.
3.) Kill your parents.

[Magus]

Sorry, but school's out on Black Friday. You could always shoot at the janitor, though. But c'mon man, he has enough problems as it is.

[ErrorLoading]

Ok, first of all, where do people find such shitty techno music? 

Second, why do people feel the need to share the shitty music with everyone else?  And why do they have to mix it so loud into their clips that you can barely, if at all, hear their cock muffled speaking?

On another note, I did something similar to this, but we ordered pizzas to a room number 1 over what actually existed.  Several pizza guys found the room number it should have been next to, but circled the area several times trying to find that next number.  At one point two pizza guys walked right passed each other looking for the room.  Good times.

[rbcp]

I plan to visit a Wal-Mart on Black Friday, just to enjoy all the shopping chaos.  I'll probably pick up some store phones while I'm there and talk to customers.  Maybe I'll find a blue vest to wear so I can misdirect some shoppers.

[ErrorLoading]

Actually Target would be a great place for that.  All you need is a pair of khaki's and a red polo.  That's an incredibly good idea, even for a shopper.  You could just ask for people to get out of the way and they'll move for you thinking you work there.

It would also be fun to buy a bunch of the doorbuster deals and  return them right after the sales end. 

[JD716]

Ok, first of all, where do people find such shitty techno music? 

It's My Console by Eiffel 65. It's on the same album as that infamous "I'm blue, da ba dee da ba di" song.

[ErrorLoading]

Oh, so people find shitty techno music on cd's with other shitty techno music on it.  Got it.

[nomadcowatbk]

Actually Target would be a great place for that.  All you need is a pair of khaki's and a red polo.  That's an incredibly good idea, even for a shopper.  You could just ask for people to get out of the way and they'll move for you thinking you work there.

It would also be fun to buy a bunch of the doorbuster deals and  return them right after the sales end. 

You could do the same at Best Buy with a Blue polo.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/utkkXCF8ZVc&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/utkkXCF8ZVc&rel=1</a>

[MIB]

I'll probably pick up some store phones while I'm there and talk to customers.

Don't forget your cordless phone. That's if they use the same model of yours.   

MIB

[MattGSX]

Right after I quit @ Office Max, I came back in my khakis, blue polo, and walkie-talkie ready to wreck havok. I forgot that nobody shops at Office Max, though, and there were only like a 4:1 customer:employee ratio. My co-workers caught on right away and kicked me out. I did, however, get to have fun on the radio outside the store. Since they do layout the morning of (or night before) the sale, most people aren't sure where anything is located. Using a standard walkie-talkie, it's very easy to get employees asking their manager where a certain doorbuster item is located to lead customers all over the store in a wild goose chase, forcing them to leave in frustration. I've also done this at Best Buy and at Target, but the results were more memorable at Office Max (the store was small enough that I could see the hilarity unfolding).

[nomadcowatbk]

It would also be fun to buy a bunch of the doorbuster deals and  return them right after the sales end. 

You'd probably be doing them a favor since they'd raise the price again after Black Friday.

[nomadcowatbk]

Ok, first of all, where do people find such shitty techno music? 

Second, why do people feel the need to share the shitty music with everyone else?  And why do they have to mix it so loud into their clips that you can barely, if at all, hear their cock muffled speaking?

On another note, I did something similar to this, but we ordered pizzas to a room number 1 over what actually existed.  Several pizza guys found the room number it should have been next to, but circled the area several times trying to find that next number.  At one point two pizza guys walked right passed each other looking for the room.  Good times.

Try ordering a pizza to a place with multiple occupants like a hotel or apartment complex but with the same pizza place.

[nomadcowatbk]

Why do they do with the pizzas from prank orders?

[Arox!]

Right after I quit @ Office Max, I came back in my khakis, blue polo, and walkie-talkie ready to wreck havok. I forgot that nobody shops at Office Max, though, and there were only like a 4:1 customer:employee ratio. My co-workers caught on right away and kicked me out. I did, however, get to have fun on the radio outside the store. Since they do layout the morning of (or night before) the sale, most people aren't sure where anything is located. Using a standard walkie-talkie, it's very easy to get employees asking their manager where a certain doorbuster item is located to lead customers all over the store in a wild goose chase, forcing them to leave in frustration. I've also done this at Best Buy and at Target, but the results were more memorable at Office Max (the store was small enough that I could see the hilarity unfolding).

Haha, I used to work for OMX as well and have also acquired model radio that they use. Is it a Motorola CLS 1410? I have seen a trend of many other retailers using these now. I am going out on Black Friday with it just hope I can program the channels right for other stores.