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Meafseamn

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Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« on: December 01, 2008, 04:49:58 AM »
This is a personal decision, but women age faster than men, and most men date girls 1, maybe 2 years younger than them while in college.

A common approach seems to be, step 1: graduate. Step 2: marry college sweet heart. Step 3: 20 years later, divorce for a younger, more virile spouse model.

Shouldn't you just mess around for 20 more years and then find your wife? Seems like a better financial decision.

Or am I just way too shallow?
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2008, 05:25:47 AM »
I say play Grand Theft Auto and kill hookers to get your money back after they restore your health. On a side note if blowjobs fixed bullet wounds, I'd rob the bank all day long.
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2008, 05:36:48 AM »
I suggest a two-pronged attack-

Become a pimp, then get your hookers to hook you up with their better looking, but not too good looking, non-prostitute cousins. Nothing beats a girl who is cute, but not drop dead gorgeous, who has low self esteem due to having a whore in the family.

Marry the cousin and keep your day job, but pimp on the side and establish a Roth IRA with proceeds from the bitches.
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 05:49:21 AM »
Quote from: Meafseamn on December 01, 2008, 04:49:58 AM
Shouldn't you just mess around for 20 more years and then find your wife? Seems like a better financial decision.

Only if the wife won't work or makes very little money. If not then you'll benefit from pooling incomes. You'll have a better quality of life, nicer house, etc. for 20 years.
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 06:31:28 AM »
I don't know what this guy's deal is. He's registered like seven accounts on the forums all using different weird mail.ru account. I went ahead and deleted the other accounts. So what the fuck is up?
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 08:08:52 AM »
Maybe he plans to secretly modify his post with ads for penis enlargement pills once we've forgotten about this thread.
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 04:57:42 PM »
Quote from: rbcp on December 01, 2008, 08:08:52 AM
Maybe he plans to secretly modify his post with ads for penis enlargement pills once we've forgotten about this thread.

this is likely, given that i reckon that penis enlargement is the OP's only chance with a female, much less one that is "much younger."
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 09:13:10 PM »
If a woman is inspecting your penis, you've already kinda scored.
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM »
not if she works for the clinic
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2008, 06:51:43 AM »
Quote from: mr_doc on December 02, 2008, 05:41:14 AM
not if she works for the clinic
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2008, 07:20:51 AM »
Quote from: ApprenticePhreak on December 01, 2008, 05:25:47 AM
if blowjobs fixed bullet wounds, I'd rob the bank all day long.

This is the greatest thing that has ever been said on this forum.
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 03:07:44 PM »
do like me marry the old rich girl and have your young one "s" on the side :p
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2008, 12:19:22 AM »
You're a liar and a phony. GTFO!

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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2008, 08:15:28 AM »
i like chicks of all ages, i dont care about age once they're 18.  This question is bullshit. (well, i set a limit at say 40 yrs, that damn old and she'd have to be hot as hell)
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Re: Should You Marry Someone Your Age or Someone Much Younger?
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 11:26:18 AM »
Quote from: trevelyn on December 05, 2008, 08:15:28 AM
i like chicks of all ages, i dont care about age once they're 18.  This question is bullshit. (well, i set a limit at say 40 yrs, that damn old and she'd have to be hot as hell)

I think that chick who played in Tank Girl is in her 40's now and I'd still hump the living hell out of her.
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