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Slip n Slide in Walmart
« on: December 04, 2008, 01:57:40 PM »
I was wreaking havoc in wal mart the other day and decided to go to automotive to spray some sh*t. I found some tire shine in a clear bottle. I think it was armor-all. Spray a good amount on a busy isle and watch the show. This sh*t is incredibly slippery and will cause the motor scooters that are for old people to peel out and get stuck. I love watching slip and fall and try to walk away like nothing happened. Give it a whirl, its pretty funny. Let us know ur experiences!

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 02:46:08 PM »
Next time just grab a tub of lard from the grocery side and a notebook and pen from stationary. Make sure to mark down how many people you hurt, asshole.

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 03:15:42 PM »
I prefer just taking a shovel and clubbing old ladies in the knees.  That's less messy.

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 05:18:27 PM »
 :-\ pranks aren't about hurting people

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 05:31:06 PM »
I was wreaking havoc in wal mart the other day and decided to go to automotive to spray some sh*t. I found some tire shine in a clear bottle. I think it was armor-all. Spray a good amount on a busy isle and watch the show. This sh*t is incredibly slippery and will cause the motor scooters that are for old people to peel out and get stuck. I love watching slip and fall and try to walk away like nothing happened. Give it a whirl, its pretty funny. Let us know ur experiences!

Aren't you like 30 or something? Retarded much?
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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 08:43:17 PM »
I was wreaking havoc in wal mart the other day and decided to go to automotive to spray some sh*t. I found some tire shine in a clear bottle. I think it was armor-all. Spray a good amount on a busy isle and watch the show. This sh*t is incredibly slippery and will cause the motor scooters that are for old people to peel out and get stuck. I love watching slip and fall and try to walk away like nothing happened. Give it a whirl, its pretty funny. Let us know ur experiences!

Aren't you like 30 or something? Retarded much?


actually i'm 19....and i'm from a small town so sorry for trying to have SOME fun

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 09:12:59 PM »
I was going to flame you and tell you how much you suck while demonstrating my enormous wit but, to tell you the truth, I don't even have the energy anymore. So I'm just going to give you a l4me point and move on.
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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 10:48:29 PM »
I was wreaking havoc in wal mart the other day and decided to go to automotive to spray some sh*t. I found some tire shine in a clear bottle. I think it was armor-all. Spray a good amount on a busy isle and watch the show. This sh*t is incredibly slippery and will cause the motor scooters that are for old people to peel out and get stuck. I love watching slip and fall and try to walk away like nothing happened. Give it a whirl, its pretty funny. Let us know ur experiences!

Aren't you like 30 or something? Retarded much?


actually i'm 19....and i'm from a small town so sorry for trying to have SOME fun
yeah right! what small town?
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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 01:38:02 AM »
Fuck off....black list me...do it...this site is fucking bullshit anyway....o god forbid if we hurt somebody....get a fucking life

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 07:11:39 AM »
Fuck off....black list me...do it...this site is fucking bullshit anyway....o god forbid if we hurt somebody....get a fucking life

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 09:41:48 AM »
This is just mean and horrible. How do you sleep at night? What if someone breaks their neck and ends up being paralyzed for life? What then? Would it be funny then? Huh? You sick bastard! THINK OF THE CHILDREN. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2008, 12:25:38 PM »
This is just mean and horrible. How do you sleep at night? What if someone breaks their neck and ends up being paralyzed for life? What then? Would it be funny then? Huh? You sick bastard! THINK OF THE CHILDREN. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

.... and the poor little old ladys stuck spinning out in the automotive isle!

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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2008, 03:15:02 PM »
Fuck off....black list me...do it...this site is fucking bullshit anyway....o god forbid if we hurt somebody....get a fucking life
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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2008, 03:53:13 PM »
seriously...there's a difference between having a little fun with people and putting people at risk of serious injury or death.  prank calling someone isn't going to make them fall on their heads and die.  filling an aisle at wal-mart with that shit just might.
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Re: Slip n Slide in Walmart
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 04:08:26 PM »
seriously...there's a difference between having a little fun with people and putting people at risk of serious injury or death.  prank calling someone isn't going to make them fall on their heads and die.  filling an aisle at wal-mart with that shit just might.

I dunno, my phone prank in PLA Radio 21 caused a 275 lb truck driver to drive to Wal-Mart in tears, ready to kill all employees named Roy.