Author Topic: Crazy woman buries husband with cell phone, still paying the bill after 3 years  (Read 7806 times)

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from http://gizmodo.com/5115670/man-buried-with-cellphone-still-gets-incessant-calls-from-his-wife and http://www.nypost.com/seven/12212008/news/regionalnews/manhattan/the_dead_ringer_145226.htm


Marian Seltzer buried her late husband with his cellphone fully charged. Now, three years later, she still pays his Verizon bill monthly and leaves him frequent voicemails. He, uh, doesn't get them.

Marian even went so far as to etch his cell number onto his gravestone, allowing those passing to ring him up and leave a message.


Isn't that nuts?  Still paying his monthly bill after more than 3 years now with no sign of stopping?  I called the number on the tombstone (917-685-5711) and got his voicemail.  It was full, probably because of the Gizmodo coverage.

If I were totally evil, I would hack the voicemail and replace the outgoing message with...I dunno.  Something evil.

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You could replace it with some "white noise" type talking and say it's him and to leave a message.  If it makes her happy, is it evil?

Plus, you'd be happy for fucking with someone stupid.  Win, win?

Hmmm.  Probably not.
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Somebody should find her number and spoof his number to her ....


never mind probably give the lady a heart attack and thats not nice.

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What about when she dies, and that guy's cell number gets assigned to someone else? Some random person will end up getting a bunch of calls from people who see the tombstone.
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I just read the NYT article and it says this:

Seltzer has never checked the voice messages because she doesn't have the PIN. And besides, she says, "I wouldn't feel right doing it. It's a private thing."

So now that the voice mailbox is full, is her great idea completely fucked?  She's going to have to invade her dead husband's privacy and get the pin reset.  Hopefully Verizon Wireless doesn't insist on giving her the new pin by texting it to the phone's handset like they usually do.

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It would be hilarious if she finally had to get it changed and, after deciding to listen to some of her love messages to him, found voicemails from a woman he was having an affair with.
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I heard about the deaths of Farley and Belushi and Hartman... but not Lovitz. Rest in peace, funnyman.

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forward calls to a voice bridge and pretend to be the dead guy

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I heard about the deaths of Farley and Belushi and Hartman... but not Lovitz. Rest in peace, funnyman.

Jacobs, not Lovitz.

I tried calling his number; it seems the phone is just as dead as the user at this point. The guy sounds like a prick, too. Why would you want to leave a message for an asshole like that?

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Jacobs, not Lovitz.

She's pointing out that the dead guy looks exactly like Jon Lovitz, retard.

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Jacobs, not Lovitz.

She's pointing out that the dead guy looks exactly like Jon Lovitz, retard.

well, looked like John Lovitz.

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Jacobs, not Lovitz.

She's pointing out that the dead guy looks exactly like Jon Lovitz, retard.

And I'm making the comment that his name is Jon Jacobs, artard.

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Jacobs, not Lovitz.

She's pointing out that the dead guy looks exactly like Jon Lovitz, retard.

And I'm making the comment that his name is Jon Jacobs, artard.

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too,
Whenever I go out,
The people always shout,
John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt
Tah,dah,dah,dah,dah,dah,dah.

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Jacobs, not Lovitz.

She's pointing out that the dead guy looks exactly like Jon Lovitz, retard.

And I'm making the comment that his name is Jon Jacobs, artard.

Thanks for ruining my day by making me think you were Frog...