Crazy woman buries husband with cell phone, still paying the bill after 3 years

[Nod]

Jacobs, not Lovitz.

She's pointing out that the dead guy looks exactly like Jon Lovitz, retard.

And I'm making the comment that his name is Jon Jacobs, artard.

Thanks for ruining my day by making me think you were Frog...

Thanks for ruining my day by reminding me how much I miss Frog...

[MIB]

If she put the phone in his casket when he died 3 years ago, wouldn't the battery be umm..how should I put this? Be dead by now?

MIB

[Lestan Gregor]

If she put the phone in his casket when he died 3 years ago, wouldn't the battery be umm..how should I put this? Be dead by now?

Be dead by now?

dead

I see what you did there...

[Nod]

I think the point is that the vmail still works so she leaves him messages.

[Altalp]

In heaven, nobodies cell phones die.......

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What I wonder about is whether or not those in heaven have the best cell phones that will ever be created by man now, or if you are stuck with the cellphone you have when you die?

For example, the people who died in the 60's don't have cell phones so they are shit out of luck?  Or, does everyone have the best cell phone possible?  I also suppose it is possible that people in heaven follow tech news very closely and receive the new phones when they are released.  And if they do, do they have to stand in line hours before the store opens?  How much do they cost? Is there a finite supply of them?

The wonders of the world.  I lay awake at night wondering about these things.

[Magus]

What I wonder about is whether or not those in heaven have the best cell phones that will ever be created by man now, or if you are stuck with the cellphone you have when you die?

For example, the people who died in the 60's don't have cell phones so they are shit out of luck?  Or, does everyone have the best cell phone possible?  I also suppose it is possible that people in heaven follow tech news very closely and receive the new phones when they are released.  And if they do, do they have to stand in line hours before the store opens?  How much do they cost? Is there a finite supply of them?

The wonders of the world.  I lay awake at night wondering about these things.

No need for phones in heaven. Everyone can read minds there.

[rbcp]

No need for phones in heaven. Everyone can read minds there.

Fuck that Heaven shit then.

[Nod]

In Heaven you troll people by thinking about one guy one cup and tubgirl as hard as you can while around them.

[RTF]

I just hope none of those voicemails were all that urgent.  Like "Hey daddy, I'm stuck at the mall in the bad neighborhood and it's closing time and my car died.  I need you to give me a ride home.  Please come quickly!"

[handl3r]

I just hope none of those voicemails were all that urgent.  Like "Hey daddy, I'm stuck at the mall in the bad neighborhood and it's closing time and my car died.  I need you to give me a ride home.  Please come quickly!"

oh wow that was bad, hahaha

[MattGSX]

I just hope none of those voicemails were all that urgent.  Like "Hey daddy, I'm stuck at the mall in the bad neighborhood and it's closing time and my car died.  I need you to give me a ride home.  Please come quickly!"

I like your example, but I shudder to think what kind of daughter doesn't realize her father died. If she was that bad of a daughter, I don't think she'd be too worried about being in a bad neighborhood.

[CerealKiller]

I am currently rolling back and forth across the floor, laughing so hard that my buttocks are falling off of my body. @ this whole fuckin thread.