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UHF_Bandit

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I.C.E. rat line
« on: February 02, 2009, 07:37:39 AM »
the dept of home land security has a enforcement agency called immigration and customs control enforcement (I.C.E.) well here is the hot line to call and report suspicious activity . 1-866-DHS-2-ICE. i could think of a few good pranks for this number.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 09:29:44 AM »
You have the worst ideas ever.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2009, 11:16:15 AM »
We are now taking bets on how long before UHF_Bandit and RavenMaddox are sharing a cell and having buttsex.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2009, 04:30:25 PM »
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2009, 05:07:38 PM »
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CerealKiller and Phre3on,
This always happens. I'm enjoying a thread and where it's going, but somehow you two always ruin it with your gay newfaggory. I'm probably not the best one to be saying this, I know, but I feel like somebody has to. So here's the deal: Stop acting gay or go back to /b/.

We may now resume this bullshit thread.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2009, 05:50:21 PM »
I see your $20 and raise you another 20. I'd have take my bookie take care of this but he's not available for 5 to 7 years.

For an evil way to use this number,

"Hello is this Customs? Yeah there's guy name named Richard Cardo who has loads of child porn smuggled into the country. Rumor has it he also had a hand in Jonbenet Ramsey's murder."

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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2009, 06:04:51 PM »
Quote from: Magus on February 02, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
/off topic

CerealKiller and Phre3on,
This always happens. I'm enjoying a thread and where it's going, but somehow you two always ruin it with your gay newfaggory. I'm probably not the best one to be saying this, I know, but I feel like somebody has to. So here's the deal: Stop acting gay or go back to /b/.

We may now resume this bullshit thread.

Boy i've been here before you.  :nonsense:
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2009, 09:11:43 PM »
Quote from: CerealKiller on February 02, 2009, 06:04:51 PM
Quote from: Magus on February 02, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
/off topic

CerealKiller and Phre3on,
This always happens. I'm enjoying a thread and where it's going, but somehow you two always ruin it with your gay newfaggory. I'm probably not the best one to be saying this, I know, but I feel like somebody has to. So here's the deal: Stop acting gay or go back to /b/.

We may now resume this bullshit thread.

Boy i've been here before you.  :nonsense:

While this is true, his observation is also an accurate one.  Half the time you're posting lo­l me too.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2009, 10:25:29 PM »
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. me too.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 09:59:48 AM »
my cousin is coming back from Germany i thought  about calling from a can somewhere and telling them that hes trying to smuggle in a vial of smallpox in his anus.So when he gets to the terminal Boom Cavity search! or calling from a TNI and reporting the house across the street from where ever i call from for selling illegal immigrant children off as slaves.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 11:53:18 AM »
I think the best use of this number is to report UHF_Bandit for attempting to get people to harass the good people who defend the homeland.  I don't think they'd take too kindly to that.

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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 03:46:48 PM »
Quote from: Magus on February 02, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
/off topic

CerealKiller and Phre3on,
This always happens. I'm enjoying a thread and where it's going, but somehow you two always ruin it with your gay newfaggory. I'm probably not the best one to be saying this, I know, but I feel like somebody has to. So here's the deal: Stop acting gay or go back to /b/.

We may now resume this bullshit thread.

I'm not sure what's funnier, you using chanspeak and telling somebody to go back to /b/ or forgetting a letter whilst doing so.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 11:47:40 PM »
Quote from: Tachyon on February 03, 2009, 03:46:48 PM
Quote from: Magus on February 02, 2009, 05:07:38 PM
/off topic

CerealKiller and Phre3on,
This always happens. I'm enjoying a thread and where it's going, but somehow you two always ruin it with your gay newfaggory. I'm probably not the best one to be saying this, I know, but I feel like somebody has to. So here's the deal: Stop acting gay or go back to /b/.

We may now resume this bullshit thread.

I'm not sure what's funnier, you using chanspeak and telling somebody to go back to /b/ or forgetting a letter whilst doing so.

The irony practically writes itself, huh? ;D

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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2009, 12:24:58 AM »
This thread should be locked and forgotten forever.
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Re: I.C.E. rat line
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2009, 01:07:03 AM »
Quote from: LordNod on February 04, 2009, 12:24:58 AM
This thread should be locked and forgotten forever.

Agreed.
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