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Did somebody on here call me?
« on: February 02, 2009, 10:11:02 PM »
This morning I got a really weird phone call. The number was blocked, so I thought it was my friend Christina (read: a 12 year old girl who likes to prank call me). But it wasn't. When I answered, the conversation went something like this...


Me: Hello?

Fag: Hi, is this John?

Me: No, I think you've got a wrong number.

Fag: No...wait...don't hang up. The name's all scribbly so it's hard to read. Is this [my phone number]?

Me: Yeah.

Fag: Ok, I can't really read your name, but you've been selected as a winner of [can't remember]. Do you have a MasterCard, Discover, Visa, or American Express?

Me: Um... Bye.


I didn't get any sleep last night and I was really tired, otherwise I would have played along. Also, I could hear people (or maybe a TV) talking in the background. It was very odd.

But what I can't figure out is how somebody could have my phone number, but not know my name. Magus Sebastian. Magus SEBASTIAN. It's not that hard to figure out. So that leads me to believe that it wasn't any of you PLA guys. But who was it? I don't know anybody who could have my phone number, but also not know my name. More on this story as it unfolds. Maybe.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2009, 09:38:17 PM by rbcp »

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2009, 11:45:27 PM »
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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 03:33:51 PM »

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 07:44:58 PM »
...my friend Christina (read: a 12 year old girl...

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2009, 07:46:55 PM »

Careful Nod.  He's just a very clever spambot. 

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2009, 11:27:30 PM »
Why did you have to bring pedobear into this? :P
Still no word on the mystery caller. I really hope he calls back, though....

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2009, 08:35:20 AM »
I wish I would get a random prank call.  I haven't gotten a non-PLA prank call since 1995.  Maybe if I make the last 4 digits of my number spell SHIT I would have better luck.

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2009, 02:00:27 PM »
I wish I would get a random prank call.  I haven't gotten a non-PLA prank call since 1995.  Maybe if I make the last 4 digits of my number spell SHIT I would have better luck.

Just change your name to something else.

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2009, 02:08:44 PM »
What's with all the shitty threads lately?
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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2009, 08:46:18 PM »
What's with all the shitty threads lately?
Obviously this forum has deficient in the whale penis lately. I try to do my best around here, but this job is too big for just one man. Hope this helps some.

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2009, 01:16:18 AM »
For some reason that picture of a whale penis reminded me of the movie "Coraline" that's coming to theaters... That can't be healthy.

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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2009, 11:59:17 PM »
Funnily, it's not as big as I  thought it would be.
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Re: Did somebody on here call me?
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2009, 12:41:34 AM »
Mine's bigger.  ;D
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