I'm so completely FUCKED.

[rbcp]

Bad news, everyone.  As some of you know, a week or two ago tr0n threatened in IRC to send a Mormon Bible to me in the mail.

[18:16] <@tron> brad called my p.o. and told her i posted his d0x on the pla
                and upl forums
[18:27] <@tron> he banned me from the upl board
[18:28] <@tron> i'm gonna send him some shit
[18:41] <@tron> i sent him a mormon bible and video
[18:41] <@tron> Your request has been successfully submitted.
[18:41] <@tron> Thank you for ordering a free copy of the Finding Faith in
                Christ video.  If you asked for missionaries to deliver the
                item and share a message, they should contact you in the next
                few days.

I thought he was just all talk and wouldn't actually do something like this, but I went to my PO box today and there were two yellow envelopes in it.

My heart completely sank when I saw the Salt Lake City postmark.  I'm pretty sure my face went white with terror.  I had to put my hand up against the wall for a minute to steady myself.  This is real.  Inside one was a Mormon Bible and in the other was a Finding Faith in Christ DVD.

Words can't express the dread I'm feeling at this moment.  I seriously don't know what I'm going to do.  I might switch post offices and just be sure not to let my address into the wrong hands again.  I might have to move to a new house.  It might even be best if I left town for awhile.  I don't know what to expect next.  For all I know, tomorrow I might go to the post office and there will be a magazine in there for me from a subscription that I didn't order.  He could send me free samples of KY or I might end up getting a knock at the door and it'll be a pizza that I didn't order.  Mormons could show up at my door and what would I do then?

I don't know what this means for the future of PLA or this website.  It looks like it might all be over.  I really just don't know at this point.  I'll try to keep everyone posted, but it may be hard with things like this showing up in my mail.  I only hope that tr0n has mercy and doesn't do anything further.  He's holding all the cards right now.  If anyone has any advice for me, I would appreciate it.

[handl3r]

Change your name and move to a different state. Get facial reconstruction surgery and cut off your finger tips and change your DNA somehow. op divert every call

[spessa]

I think you should try a battered women's shelter.  They will protect you from the vicious abuse of tr0n.  Just don't slit your wrists.  We're all here for you! 

I know you're scared, but if you superglue your anus closed, most of tr0ns methods of retaliation are useless against you.

Love,

Spessa

[RushPwnsX]

Use your master haxtoring powerz to get yourself out of this jam.

...I know you're scared, but if you superglue your anus closed, most of tr0ns methods of retaliation are useless against you.

Right; exactly.

[greenhippo33]

I think I will call up a prayer line and get them to pray for you in this horrible time , but Brad you CAN get through this and everything will be alright just do whatever is safe.

[Magus]

kill yourself.

[RushPwnsX]

I think I will call up a prayer line and get them to pray for you in this horrible time , but Brad you CAN get through this and everything will be alright just do whatever is safe.

Whatever you do: don't pray with the Mormons...

kill yourself.

You know that will only be necessary if they send Mormons to his house.

[rbcp]

You know that will only be necessary if they send Mormons to his house.

Mormons at my house??
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/RZo1jWECtw4&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/RZo1jWECtw4&rel=1</a>

[RushPwnsX]

You know that will only be necessary if they send Mormons to his house.

Mormons at my house??

Yes, I remember that video...
But I meant if they are sent on a mission to annoy the sh*t out of YOU personally... Because they won't stop... th... they never do...

[jx]

Give his dox to the Scientologists. 

[RushPwnsX]

Give his dox to the Scientologists. 

That's as close as you can get without getting involved with human sacrifice cults.

[spessa]

Today at the grocery store, like 8 LDS missionaries were in their knocking-on-doors suits, but they were shopping for bizarre things like cereal for kids, and then later I caught them sniffing some children's shampoo.  These are the weird things they do to pass the time when they're not annoying the shit out of you by knocking on your door.

[RTF]

Get yourself one of these, and then shelve it next to the Bible and let them fight it out amongst themselves.

[RushPwnsX]

Today at the grocery store, like 8 LDS missionaries were in their knocking-on-doors suits, but they were shopping for bizarre things like cereal for kids, and then later I caught them sniffing some children's shampoo.  These are the weird things they do to pass the time when they're not annoying the shit out of you by knocking on your door.

Sniffing children's shampoo? Those perverted bastards!

[Arox!]

Get yourself one of these, and then shelve it next to the Bible and let them fight it out amongst themselves.

Thanks for the link, I was thinking about getting a Koran (srsly).