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Blind date
« on: March 23, 2009, 10:44:59 AM »
So I'm talking to this person I met on craigslist with false information. I want to set-up a blind date at  a restaurant or coffee shop or something. I'm thinking about making a cardboard cut-out of the picture I've given them and setting it up as if it were sitting at a table and have a laptop with a speech synthesizer next to it. I'd have to sit far enough away to not be noticed but close enough so I can hear what they say so I can type responses. I'm planing on doing this by April 1st. Any suggestions? Should I add anything? Should I change anything?

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2009, 10:56:52 AM »
Have a female friend of yours go over during their conversation and pretend to be the cardboard cutout's ex-girlfriend and have her go on a jealous rant.

Your idea sound hilarious.  Are you going to talk to the restaurant people first to make sure they don't throw out the cardboard cutout?
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2009, 11:16:40 AM »
Ha! That would be pretty funny. That's a good idea- I like that.

I think I would have to talk to the people who own the place. There's this one coffee shop that I go to pretty often and I don't think it would be a problem.
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 12:24:05 PM »
Another idea is to have your laptop setup so that you're talking to her on a webcam. Then act normally as if this was a natural thing for you to do.
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 12:54:48 PM »
Quote from: Magus on March 23, 2009, 12:24:05 PM
Another idea is to have your laptop setup so that you're talking to her on a webcam. Then act normally as if this was a natural thing for you to do.

But on the webcam wear a cutout of the fake guy's face.

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2009, 01:36:22 PM »
Thanks for the input, I think I'm just going to stick to the cut-out. I think it would be difficult for her to recognize right away otherwise
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 05:14:24 PM »
If you do this prank, set up a camera to record everything and post it.

+1 for this unique prank.

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 05:20:07 PM »
that's the plan
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 05:48:03 PM »
+10 if she runs off with your laptop.
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 05:52:53 PM »
huh- yeah hopefully not. I'll chase her out the door or something.
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 09:20:52 AM »
It's funny. I haven't set-up the date yet. I thought things would be easier in the straight sections but I guess not so much. Seems she isn't returning my emails anymore. I've been giving this prank some thought and I actually think it's kinda mean. I know I'm a complete lamer, right? I wouldn't like it if someone smokin' hot set up a date with me and it turned out that they were not real in a really fucked up way, that would kind-of hurt me. So, sorry folks. Sorry to disappoint :(
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