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Fuck School
« on: August 11, 2006, 09:08:53 PM »
Math 1950-2005


Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I bring this great topic up on phone losers?
Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:


1. Teaching Math In 1950


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?


2. Teaching Math In 1960


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?


3. Teaching Math In 1970


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?


4. Teaching Math In 1980


A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.


5. Teaching Math In 1990


A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the ! preserva tion of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers. )


6. Teaching Math In 2005


Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. 



 

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2006, 03:11:10 AM »
NOT FUNNY!

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2006, 06:47:44 AM »
She cried?
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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2006, 09:33:14 AM »
Stupid liberal Murd0c.  Afraid to face the facts.

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2006, 10:21:19 AM »
I don't know about the 1950's, but today $20 seems like a really shitty profit for the amount of work the logger must have done.  He'd be better off working at McDonalds.

I'd like to see this evolution chart go back to the 1850's.

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2006, 01:20:15 PM »
I don't know about the 1950's, but today $20 seems like a really shitty profit for the amount of work the logger must have done.  He'd be better off working at McDonalds.

I'd like to see this evolution chart go back to the 1850's.

I'd like to see us go back to 1970 when lumberjacks wore skirts.  That's so dreamy.

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2006, 03:20:11 PM »
I don't know about the 1950's, but today $20 seems like a really shitty profit for the amount of work the logger must have done.  He'd be better off working at McDonalds.

I'd like to see this evolution chart go back to the 1850's.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1850

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2006, 03:22:28 PM »
haha, it was rvv'd in less than a minute.


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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2006, 03:27:18 PM »
I don't know about the 1950's, but today $20 seems like a really shitty profit for the amount of work the logger must have done.  He'd be better off working at McDonalds.

I'd like to see this evolution chart go back to the 1850's.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1850

January 4 - Brad Carter gets his first boner.




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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2006, 03:51:24 PM »
Those damn WikiNazis piss me off.

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2006, 03:55:20 PM »
Those damn WikiNazis piss me off.

i think its funny how they consider getting your first boner

"life altering"

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2006, 04:40:11 PM »
Those damn WikiNazis piss me off.

i think its funny how they consider getting your first boner

"life altering"


Pssh it was for me

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2006, 04:49:26 PM »
RBCP getting his first boner was life-altering for you??

fucking weirdo!


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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2006, 04:53:28 PM »
RBCP getting his first boner was life-altering for you??

fucking weirdo!

1850 was a pinnacle year, truly.

its kinda sad how brad hasnt had a boner for over a hundred and 45 years.

maybe he will, and wiki will cover it

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Re: Fuck School
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2006, 06:04:58 PM »
Nice counting!

~2006 = 2005

2005 - 1850 = 155

155 ≠ 145