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Offline Mr.Cactus

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With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« on: June 18, 2009, 06:06:02 PM »
Every extra inch of meat in your pants equals every extra positive feature of your character. Oh wait, who cares about your personality if you have a large device between your legs.









Just thought i'd let cha' know.
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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 06:49:42 PM »
It's not the size of the bone that matters, it's how deep you bury it.
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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 07:44:48 AM »
It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine.
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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 09:36:41 AM »
Quote from: SpaceBison on June 18, 2009, 06:49:42 PM
It's not the size of the bone that matters, it's how deep you bury it.

So true, so true.

Quote from: Mr. Anderson on June 19, 2009, 07:44:48 AM
It may look like a needle, but it works like a sewing machine.

Amen
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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 10:35:12 AM »
this is coming from a guy who has a penis nose?
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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 01:31:31 PM »
Quote from: trevelyn on June 19, 2009, 10:35:12 AM
this is coming from a guy who has a penis nose?

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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2009, 03:32:13 PM »
It's not how deep you can bury it, it's how accurate you fire each shot.

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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 09:27:32 AM »
Long and thin may get it in, but short and fat is where it's at.

Just remember that, ladies and gents.
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Re: With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 05:21:11 AM »
Sex with babies? Hey, if they can crawl, at least they're in the right position.
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