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Offline Partynoise

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Beiging in the rain...
« on: November 18, 2009, 05:42:58 PM »
I just made my first beige box. and I live somewhere where it always rains. Is it safe to beige? Will I get electricuted? What do I doo?
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 06:46:53 PM »
You know we've told you before, but you didn't hear us then.
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2009, 06:56:26 PM »
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2009, 07:51:40 PM »
Oh, come one. Help me!
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2009, 08:53:40 PM »
Get an umbrella?
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2009, 12:23:14 AM »
Yeah, I was thinkking of using an umbrella, but I want to rekord me prank calling sexlines for my video tape zine and I think it'd be hard to rekorD when holding an unbrella, so I was thinking of getting some kind of contraption that I can stake into the ground, likke some kind of mini-tarp or somethinggg
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 04:25:17 AM »
If you're doing that, why not make a hot beige box trailer out of an old Winnebago?
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2009, 06:50:13 AM »
i got shocked so many times by phone lines.  I was stripping the wires with my teeth once when someone called the line and it hurt.  bad.
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2009, 08:44:14 AM »
Quote from: trevelyn on November 19, 2009, 06:50:13 AM
i got shocked so many times by phone lines.  I was stripping the wires with my teeth once when someone called the line and it hurt.  bad.
Note to self: Don't give head to a beige box.
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2009, 10:26:56 AM »
Quote from: SpaceBison on November 19, 2009, 08:44:14 AM
Quote from: trevelyn on November 19, 2009, 06:50:13 AM
i got shocked so many times by phone lines.  I was stripping the wires with my teeth once when someone called the line and it hurt.  bad.
Note to self: Don't give head to a beige box.

If you're using your teeth, you're not giving very good head.
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2009, 10:45:47 AM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/c1ltR2tCz_o&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/c1ltR2tCz_o&rel=1</a>
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2009, 07:40:49 PM »
You should do this.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/SWvWyYz9ttk&rel=1" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/SWvWyYz9ttk&rel=1</a>
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2009, 12:28:07 AM »
sure... its totally safe... just remember to hold on to them alligator clips real tight when the phone rings... hehe... or just plug your clips into the drive pair of an AML or SLIC ...

actually.. dont do any of those since you will get a nice shock...
but other than that you are pretty safe...

i actually lick my finger and touch tip and ring to see if a line is live if i don't want to walk back to my truck or where ever i left my tools at...
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2009, 12:09:56 AM »
Run the wire across your chest--you won't die that way.
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Re: Beiging in the rain...
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2009, 12:43:57 PM »
The phone line is simply incapable of providing enough current for a sustained period to badly injure or kill you. That is unless you drive paperclips into your chest, clip on, and give the line a call.
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