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Offline squiblez

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The Bloody Bathroom
« on: December 09, 2009, 11:54:35 PM »
One time i walked into a big grocery store and went into the bathroom, closed and locked all of the small Toilet Cubical's, And wrote nasty messages in all of them with Fake blood, and then i waited outside of the bathroom to watch the funniness in about 10 minuts
It was funny because a really little kid climbed under the cubical walls & got it all over himself, he came out of the bathroom screaming and covered in fake blood My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 01:55:39 PM »
What the fuck. That is just going to far man... if you are gonna make pranks like that you might as well just leave this forum now. fucking jerk.
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 05:10:18 PM »
When the kid realized it was corn syrup and red food colouring, did he get a sugar rush and run around like a little maniac breaking shit? ALL your fault?
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 05:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Arox! on December 10, 2009, 01:55:39 PM
What the fuck. That is just going to far man... if you are gonna make pranks like that you might as well just leave this forum now. fucking jerk.
I know right? The only thing he can do now to top that is take some heroin and shoot up his school.
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 06:59:52 PM »
Quote from: SpaceBison on December 10, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
Quote from: Arox! on December 10, 2009, 01:55:39 PM
What the fuck. That is just going to far man... if you are gonna make pranks like that you might as well just leave this forum now. fucking jerk.
I know right? The only thing he can do now to top that is take some heroin and shoot up his school.

You forgot killing his parents but otherwise, yeah, that's all he's going to be able to top that with.
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 11:32:31 PM »
Your right =) I'm a jerk, And i don't care My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
I'm proud to admit that I'm myself(Maybe even i am my jerk)
So why should i leave this forum, Because i upset someone? Ohhh big deal =/
It was a Halloween prank that scared the living shit out of like 13 different people =_= if you got a problem with that then just don't saying anything about it like any decent person should do, When i see a post about something that is wrong then i just leave it be unless its miss informative or a complete lie
=/ So if you ain't got nothing nice to say then just shut it k?
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 02:22:08 AM »
Quote from: squiblez on December 10, 2009, 11:32:31 PM
Your right =) I'm a jerk, And i don't care My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
I'm proud to admit that I'm myself(Maybe even i am my jerk)
So why should i leave this forum, Because i upset someone? Ohhh big deal =/
It was a Halloween prank that scared the living shit out of like 13 different people =_= if you got a problem with that then just don't saying anything about it like any decent person should do, When i see a post about something that is wrong then i just leave it be unless its miss informative or a complete lie
=/ So if you ain't got nothing nice to say then just shut it k?
imma fuck u!!!!!!!!1111232125@@##!@!@#!@#$1424
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 04:43:41 AM »
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself. okay, If you really think you got what it takes to fuck me then i welcome it =)
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 07:47:13 AM »
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=/ So if you ain't got nothing nice to say then just shut it k?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
OMFG.
STFU.
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 09:59:37 PM »
Quote from: squiblez on December 10, 2009, 11:32:31 PM
Your right =) I'm a jerk, And i don't care My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
I'm proud to admit that I'm myself(Maybe even i am my jerk)
So why should i leave this forum, Because i upset someone? Ohhh big deal =/
It was a Halloween prank that scared the living shit out of like 13 different people =_= if you got a problem with that then just don't saying anything about it like any decent person should do, When i see a post about something that is wrong then i just leave it be unless its miss informative or a complete lie
=/ So if you ain't got nothing nice to say then just shut it k?

Guess what faggot! This is America and if we want to call you an asshole and tell you that what you did was wrong then we have a right to do that.

[size=100pt]YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE![/size]

Now, kill your parents, shoot up heroin and then your school. Make sure to shoot your English teacher first though. Apparently that faggot isn't doing his job.
« Last Edit: December 11, 2009, 10:02:01 PM by Nod »
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 10:12:50 PM »
=P this is why i don't come to forums
"If your new, Your not welcome" that's the way things seem in these pieces of cyber-shit
Good fucking bye, i have a life that i would rather tend to then read about what a bunch of no good internet junkies think about me =)
Goodbye
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2009, 10:31:17 PM »
Quote from: squiblez on December 11, 2009, 10:12:50 PM
=P this is why i don't come to forums
"If your new, Your not welcome" that's the way things seem in these pieces of cyber-shit
Good fucking bye, i have a life that i would rather tend to then read about what a bunch of no good internet junkies think about me =)
Goodbye

Well, when your life is reading what a bunch of internet junkies read about you, remember your an asshole.
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 01:33:15 AM »
Quote from: squiblez on December 11, 2009, 10:12:50 PM
=P this is why i don't come to forums
"If your new, Your not welcome" that's the way things seem in these pieces of cyber-shit
Good fucking bye, i have a life that i would rather tend to then read about what a bunch of no good internet junkies think about me =)
Goodbye

You're right. We must dislike you because you're new. Not because you're an asshole or because you make incomprehensible posts that have no value in content. It's certainly not because you aren't intelligent enough to recognize the hyperbole in Arox's post. No, it's because you're new here. I mean, we couldn't just think you're an asshole right? What are the chances of that? You MUST be a great guy that's hilarious because you and your mom think you are. If you're really such a butt-hurt faggot that you're actually going to leave because you're taking a little ribbing then good riddance to bad rubbish. Maybe you can take the time you were using to make shitty posts here to actually learn how to write the language you speak on a daily basis.
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Re: The Bloody Bathroom
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 04:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Nod on December 12, 2009, 01:33:15 AM
Quote from: squiblez on December 11, 2009, 10:12:50 PM
=P this is why i don't come to forums
"If your new, Your not welcome" that's the way things seem in these pieces of cyber-shit
Good fucking bye, i have a life that i would rather tend to then read about what a bunch of no good internet junkies think about me =)
Goodbye

You're right. We must dislike you because you're new. Not because you're an asshole or because you make incomprehensible posts that have no value in content. It's certainly not because you aren't intelligent enough to recognize the hyperbole in Arox's post. No, it's because you're new here. I mean, we couldn't just think you're an asshole right? What are the chances of that? You MUST be a great guy that's hilarious because you and your mom think you are. If you're really such a butt-hurt faggot that you're actually going to leave because you're taking a little ribbing then good riddance to bad rubbish. Maybe you can take the time you were using to make shitty posts here to actually learn how to write the language you speak on a daily basis.

+1.
Carry on.
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