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Offline southpark2

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cheating husband
« on: January 12, 2010, 06:22:41 PM »
i think my husband has a friend ,close one too ,anyway lots of calls he does not take or text messages and run's out side or to batroom ,he has a samsung intensity that never leves his side even in his sleep ,is ther a way to read orquickley down load texts from this phone ,somone said sims reader or a internal memory reader for delated texts ,or just something real simple and quick so i candoit while he sleeps.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 07:13:17 PM »
if you type the following ##626# enter the code 7053R  select view and then it will let you see all the deleted and saved text messages from the last 48 hours.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 07:15:48 PM »
In order to find out who his close friend is get a magnifying glass, this should allow you to see anything close to him.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2010, 09:17:31 AM »
Kill him, your children and then shoot a 'lil heroin. This is a very effective way of making sure your husband WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN, YOU DISTRUSTFUL CUNT.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2010, 09:29:51 AM »
*Pick one or more:
1. Ask him.
2. Have sex with him more often (several times/day works wonders).
3. Follow him around.
4. Have a private investigator follow him around.

You could also...
5. Give him an STD. He will have given the other woman the STD and stuff happens after that.
6. He can't cheat if doesn't have have his Eros... (cut off his balls?)
7. Fatten him up with teh pastries.
8. Listen to RUSH. Shit like this only happens to those without RUSH, our Lord and Savior.

Or you could just become a lesbian. Women never cheat on each other like asshole men...

*Some may not go together. Results may vary. You cannot hold me or the PLA responsible for negative results.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2010, 09:59:58 AM by RushPwnsX »
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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2010, 10:49:55 AM »
Yeah, if you fear that your husband is cheating, then there is a real problem with your relationship that needs to be fixed more than you catching him or spying on him. State your fears to him directly and ask him what happened in the relationship that caused it. Do not do this in a confrontational or aggressive manner; that will only cause him to become defensive, evasive, etc, etc. It may be that the way you communicate with your husband, or your actions, are interpreted differently by him than you think. Not saying women cause men to cheat, but both sides harm the relationship enough that one tries to justify drifting. If someone isn't getting love and affection at home, they will find SOME way to get it.

Either way, if you have any plans on staying with him, then spying on him is not going to help rebuild trust in the relationship. Act like an adult.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2010, 12:34:05 PM »
Actually we just don't know of any such apps or tricks. Try caller ID spoofing his GF's number and see what happens. Always lulzy :-D
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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2010, 04:48:14 PM »
Yeah, if you fear that your husband is cheating, then there is a real problem with your relationship that needs to be fixed more than you catching him or spying on him. State your fears to him directly and ask him what happened in the relationship that caused it. Do not do this in a confrontational or aggressive manner; that will only cause him to become defensive, evasive, etc, etc. It may be that the way you communicate with your husband, or your actions, are interpreted differently by him than you think. Not saying women cause men to cheat, but both sides harm the relationship enough that one tries to justify drifting. If someone isn't getting love and affection at home, they will find SOME way to get it.

Either way, if you have any plans on staying with him, then spying on him is not going to help rebuild trust in the relationship. Act like an adult.

wow an actual answer to the OP... i was quite enjoying some of the more off the wall responses...

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 12:46:06 AM »
Kill him, your children and then shoot a 'lil heroin. This is a very effective way of making sure your husband WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN, YOU DISTRUSTFUL CUNT.

You forgot to tell her to shoot up her kids school but I forgive you.
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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2010, 07:10:54 AM »

wow an actual answer to the OP... i was quite enjoying some of the more off the wall responses...

That's how I roll. Plus, if she's HERE looking for advice, things are either pretty bad or she's just paranoid and inept. For all we know, he could just be a drug dealer or addict, or he could be married to his job.

However, he's probably cheating.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2010, 10:20:55 AM »
Kill him, your children and then shoot a 'lil heroin. This is a very effective way of making sure your husband WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN, YOU DISTRUSTFUL CUNT.

You forgot to tell her to shoot up her kids school but I forgive you.

re-read my first post, fgt.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2010, 02:01:44 PM »
Kill him, your children and then shoot a 'lil heroin. This is a very effective way of making sure your husband WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN, YOU DISTRUSTFUL CUNT.

You forgot to tell her to shoot up her kids school but I forgive you.

re-read my first post, fgt.

Nope, still no mentioning of shooting the school up. Just the kids, husband and heroin.
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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2010, 02:42:29 PM »
Kill him, your children and then shoot a 'lil heroin. This is a very effective way of making sure your husband WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN, YOU DISTRUSTFUL CUNT.

You forgot to tell her to shoot up her kids school but I forgive you.

re-read my first post, fgt.

Nope, still no mentioning of shooting the school up. Just the kids, husband and heroin.
And the heroin is supposed to be first. You are really off your game, Murdoc.
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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2010, 07:51:21 PM »
Try getting the texts and call log via the service provider's online account manager, if you have access to it. If you're authorized to make decisions regarding the account, you can get a username and p/w. I know for a fact that T Mobile has that shit available on their online account manager. Then, just print out the damning evidence and present it to him for great justice.

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Re: cheating husband
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2010, 09:41:14 PM »
Try getting the texts and call log via the service provider's online account manager, if you have access to it. If you're authorized to make decisions regarding the account, you can get a username and p/w. I know for a fact that T Mobile has that shit available on their online account manager. Then, just print out the damning evidence and present it to him for great justice.

Don't forget to come back here and post updates. Tits too.

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