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phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« on: January 14, 2010, 08:13:03 AM »
From the Recording Telephone Calls page: "I am IPS officer i want to record the cellphones of multiple crminals at same time tellme the best plan to do this i willtake order from by headquarter"

Google tells me that IPS is the Indian Police Service.  The guy had a foreign name too, so that sounds right.  You guys should go to that page and give him some awful advice.  He might actually follow it.

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2010, 11:18:48 AM »
Here a strange email I got this weekend.

Would you do me a favor and remove my post or email listed on the below link from 1997.  Thank you for your time.

http://www.phonelosers.org/issue/044/


I went to that page and searched for his email address and found this:

From: shock_@hotmail.com (§h¤¢K)
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 07:19:59 GMT

2600 is not about How to do fraud nor does it support it, It is for
all Knowledge Seekers with that burning desire to know how things work
not to know how to be a thief or to destroy things. Smoke that in your
pipe little Kid; being an idiot will not get you fame or respect have,
a desire to learn new things and then you will get the respect for
what knowledge you know and how you use it to express your talents.

La8erz
§h¤¢K



He's writing in response to an old usenet prank where I told everyone I was going to sell them discounted digital copies of 2600.  Kind of weird that he would care about his response 13 years later.  I wrote him back:

After you called me an idiot??  Yeah right, fuck that.  I've had to live with your verbal abuse for 13 years now you want a favor.  Maybe if you'll pay for all my counseling bills I'll be a little more forgiving.

Brad



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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 12:27:05 PM »
Best comment ever:

"Hi - think y'all probably tried to reach me today. My twitter background is a breast cancer ribbon, and the caller said they had a cure for breast cancer. Your jokes are funny, so I hope this one wasn't you guys, b/c that was kinda wrong. Either way I learned a lesson - block phone losers from my twitter!"

Anyone here responsible?

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 02:54:51 PM »
They actually did cure breast cancer. Don't eat shitty food.
Atonal apples.

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 07:56:40 AM »
I got this in my YouTube email:

 hey kid.  about your gay little walmart video. ya know that's fucked up. Im all for prank calls but your little dick just could stop their.. oh no you had to take your little dick and small balls to walmart and rub them all over the fucking phones. that's how people lose their fucking jobs and in this shitty economy that's extra crispy fucked. i would love to go to where you work and piss all over your desk and face. fuck you shit bag! tiny dick and balls should stay where they are and not fuck around like a 2 year old. oh your so cool going to walmart and wasting every ones time. i hope god comes down and shits in your eye so you cant see any more walmarts, or anywhere eles you pleasure your small balls.


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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 08:39:28 AM »
I got this in my YouTube email:

 hey kid.  about your gay little walmart video. ya know that's fucked up. Im all for prank calls but your little dick just could stop their.. oh no you had to take your little dick and small balls to walmart and rub them all over the fucking phones. that's how people lose their fucking jobs and in this shitty economy that's extra crispy fucked. i would love to go to where you work and piss all over your desk and face. fuck you shit bag! tiny dick and balls should stay where they are and not fuck around like a 2 year old. oh your so cool going to walmart and wasting every ones time. i hope god comes down and shits in your eye so you cant see any more walmarts, or anywhere eles you pleasure your small balls.



He certainly had a theme going in that message.

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 08:02:38 PM »
I got this in my YouTube email:

 hey kid.  about your gay little walmart video. ya know that's fucked up. Im all for prank calls but your little dick just could stop their.. oh no you had to take your little dick and small balls to walmart and rub them all over the fucking phones. that's how people lose their fucking jobs and in this shitty economy that's extra crispy fucked. i would love to go to where you work and piss all over your desk and face. fuck you shit bag! tiny dick and balls should stay where they are and not fuck around like a 2 year old. oh your so cool going to walmart and wasting every ones time. i hope god comes down and shits in your eye so you cant see any more walmarts, or anywhere eles you pleasure your small balls.


Give him murd0c's address. Maybe he'll get a booty call.

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 10:39:16 PM »
I got this in my YouTube email:

 hey kid.  about your gay little walmart video. ya know that's fucked up. Im all for prank calls but your little dick just could stop their.. oh no you had to take your little dick and small balls to walmart and rub them all over the fucking phones. that's how people lose their fucking jobs and in this shitty economy that's extra crispy fucked. i would love to go to where you work and piss all over your desk and face. fuck you shit bag! tiny dick and balls should stay where they are and not fuck around like a 2 year old. oh your so cool going to walmart and wasting every ones time. i hope god comes down and shits in your eye so you cant see any more walmarts, or anywhere eles you pleasure your small balls.


Give him murd0c's address. Maybe he'll get a booty call.

OH I GET IT!  BECAUSE HE'S GAY!  HAHAHA!

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2010, 01:58:45 AM »
Looking more at Murd0c's bitterness being connected to his lack of action.
My elaboration was not there. Mybad.

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2010, 11:09:06 AM »
Looking more at Murd0c's bitterness being connected to his lack of action.
My elaboration was not there. Mybad.

Fag.

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 12:57:09 PM »
Here a strange email I got this weekend.

Would you do me a favor and remove my post or email listed on the below link from 1997.  Thank you for your time.

http://www.phonelosers.org/issue/044/


I went to that page and searched for his email address and found this:

From: shock_@hotmail.com (§h¤¢K)
Date: Thu, 30 Jan 1997 07:19:59 GMT

2600 is not about How to do fraud nor does it support it, It is for
all Knowledge Seekers with that burning desire to know how things work
not to know how to be a thief or to destroy things. Smoke that in your
pipe little Kid; being an idiot will not get you fame or respect have,
a desire to learn new things and then you will get the respect for
what knowledge you know and how you use it to express your talents.

La8erz
§h¤¢K



He's writing in response to an old usenet prank where I told everyone I was going to sell them discounted digital copies of 2600.  Kind of weird that he would care about his response 13 years later.  I wrote him back:

After you called me an idiot??  Yeah right, fuck that.  I've had to live with your verbal abuse for 13 years now you want a favor.  Maybe if you'll pay for all my counseling bills I'll be a little more forgiving.

Brad




He just wrote me back:

Well I am sad that you have been in such distress over the last 13 years.  How much counseling have you gone through?  That sounds like it could be a lot of money.  The sad thing is that i think you might have been in distress for 13 years for no reason but failing english class.  You see i stated "being an idiot will not get you fame or respect " this is not stating YOU are an idiot but "being" or acting like.

Perhaps you can let the bottled up grief go and finally move on with life.

Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: phonelosers.org Post of the Week!
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2010, 12:31:47 PM »
that's extra crispy fucked

best part, right there. or maybe the small balls thing