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Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« on: June 08, 2010, 07:25:01 PM »
Tonight I got pretty much the best idea ever.  I'm going to put stickers on red box movie rentals and they're going to talk shit about the quality/morality/etc of red box movie rentals.  And here's the best part - they're going to be signed by Blockbuster Video!  It's perfect, because Red Box is doing awesome and Blockbuster is struggling to stay afloat.

I figure I can either sign them with "a message from your friendly neighborhood Blockbuster Video" or maybe make it more subliminal, like using only blue and yellow lettering and maybe a silhouette of Blockbuster's logo.

What will the stickers say?  I have no idea.  But I'm thinking stuff along the lines of claiming that the DVDs are made by child slave labor or maybe studies show that there are shitloads more bacteria on Red Box rentals since they don't clean their discs like BB.  Or maybe their profits support the Taliban.  I don't know.  Give me all your ideas!
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 07:28:55 PM »
maybe a sign that says VHS rentals only....
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 01:06:27 AM »
Quote from: nyphonejacks on June 09, 2010, 07:28:55 PM
maybe a sign that says VHS rentals only....
Better yet, make a sign that says LaserDisc or Betamax rentals only!
People would think: "What the hell is a LaserDisc?"
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 03:48:13 PM »
Maybe something suggesting the movies are now edited by some church group to remove all objectionable material prior to rental.
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 10:58:26 PM »
Quote from: nyphonejacks on June 09, 2010, 07:28:55 PM
maybe a sign that says VHS rentals only....

or HD-DVD
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 11:50:05 PM »
This sudden activity here makes me want to quit being lazy and actually make some Red Box stickers.  Maybe I'll do that this weekend.
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2010, 09:41:20 PM »
Call 1-866-692-2789 for a Free Rental Expires 12/31/10
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2010, 04:15:30 AM »
Attention Customers: Under Penal Code 18-9: section 4-1 (c) of <insert state> Video Audio Act of 2004, you must rewind this disc before returning it. Failure to do so will result in a $100 fine and/or 1 year ban from Red Box.

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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2010, 11:20:23 AM »
Redbox rents pirated DVDs, IF YOU RENT THEM, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED!
-Blockbuster
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2012, 06:31:14 AM »
print a sticker that says CED rentals only

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitance_Electronic_Disc
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2012, 04:40:47 PM »
Post a sticker with instructions on how to make a "redbox," meaning the old school kind of redbox that drove telephone companies nuts back in the day. I might confuse the n00bs that only know of the DVD vending machine being referred to as Redbox.

Also, you could tape some PLA business cards on there.
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Re: Sign Hax0ring Red Box Movie Rentals
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2012, 05:12:06 PM »
Quote from: nomadcowatbk on January 19, 2012, 06:31:14 AM
print a sticker that says CED rentals only

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capacitance_Electronic_Disc

obsoleet TV had an episode about those i think..
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