I just found a batch of old signs I made up to post in public bathrooms, which I had printed out on paper mocked up to resemble the local sheriff department's letterhead and they read:
"Testing new urinal/toilet drug screening hardware.
If an alarm sounds while urinating, remain calm.
The police will be with you shortly.
Thank you for your fingerprints."
The rub being no alarm would ever go off so I am wondering if anyone has any ideas about what I could use in place of the alarm sound notation to get a good reaction. I haven't used any yet due to that flaw.
Or if any of it could be worded better. Thanks
