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New positions!
« on: September 22, 2006, 11:06:11 AM »
OMG RBCP finally made some NEW positions on the fourms!

I still don't get what  "minion" is, but I can only assume its not good. It also kind of sounds like the word onion.

how about something cool like "King of Cactus" insead?

Anyway I noticed that there were about at least 7 new ones, but half are from between 1 post and 100...

but atleast its an improvment, and maby all posts about "Ranks" could go here aswell.


« Last Edit: September 22, 2006, 11:14:01 AM by Raptor »
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Re: New positions!
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2006, 11:26:23 AM »
I jumped from Junior Phone Loser to Seneir PLA Junkie? That doesn't seem right.

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2006, 11:40:04 AM »
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2006, 11:44:07 AM »
This morning I deleted all the rankings, having just a blank ranking to take people out of Newb status after 10 posts.  This was to eliminate BS posts just to increase ranking.  Then I decided to just add them all back in but add tons more just to confuse the hell out of everyone.  So there are now 20 different rankings.  You jump from one ranking to the other every 10 posts, but currently it only goes up to 190.  I would list all the rankings here but that would take all the fun out of it.  If you go around reading threads, though, you'll eventually see them all.  Every rank has at least a few members in it.

I just hope this doesn't make the pointless posting problem worse.  Seems like it would take away any goals of reaching a certain status/title, since it would only last for 10 posts anyway.  Or something like that. 

Right now PLA Minion is the highest at 190.  Suggest new titles and I'll probably add them.

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2006, 11:47:42 AM »
Junion Murd0c at 200, Junior RBCP at 250 King of Cactus at 300! ect.
atleast something for us freaks with no lives that have been on the fourms since the week it opened!

If you want to see all the ratings, (and how you rank) fo to the fourms, and at the top- hit member list. If you arrange by post # or position, you will be able to "find them easy"
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Re: New positions!
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2006, 11:51:11 AM »
I really liked the "I don't go outside" in an old thread.
How about "I <3 the Internet" or "I named my computer Cactus".

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2006, 11:52:37 AM »
how about those little stars that show up under your custom title? It looks like Internet has 5 after only 62 posts!
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Re: New positions!
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2006, 11:55:24 AM »
I noticed that. A lot of people have 5 now. We need to add more.
I hardley posted anything!

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2006, 08:38:11 PM »
There should definately be groupie or tag-along status symbols for asshats like myself.


Also, if it wouldn't cause a huge stream of people doing stupid shit to gain status, we could have titles for people like the next z09, the PLA Token Compulsive Liar.

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2006, 08:43:54 PM »
Right now PLA Minion is the highest at 190.  Suggest new titles and I'll probably add them.

How about RBCP's Boot Licker?  RBCP's Scrotum Washer (ew, on second thought maybe that should be a negative rank).  Pathetic Hack?  Newb Wannabe?
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Re: New positions!
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2006, 03:56:31 AM »
Posts really shouldn't be counted at all. Thats what attracts all the spam and useless posts around here. It seems like alot of people have nothing to say, so they just insult or praise one another to raise their counts instead of thinking of anything relevant to say.

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2006, 06:51:00 AM »
That's why I've made the dozens of new positions.  There's no way for a user to really work their way up to a new position anymore, because it'll just change after every 10 posts.  I was just going to eliminate post-based positions completely, but I'm hoping this will solve the problem instead.  Once I get around to it, I plan to remove the post count from the posts.  It'll still display in a person's profile, just not on every single post.

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2006, 06:57:48 AM »
can I be a PLA wanna be? I think I desserve to be called like that, or even better why not... mmm... Jackass of the month with a small McDonalds kinda picture that would be great, no? ok, blow me

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2006, 07:55:10 AM »
That's why I've made the dozens of new positions.  There's no way for a user to really work their way up to a new position anymore, because it'll just change after every 10 posts.  I was just going to eliminate post-based positions completely, but I'm hoping this will solve the problem instead.  Once I get around to it, I plan to remove the post count from the posts.  It'll still display in a person's profile, just not on every single post.

I think it would work better to make just one position.

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Re: New positions!
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2006, 10:58:04 AM »
If you are going to have only one position, then why have any at all ??? ??? ???