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The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« on: November 25, 2010, 11:19:06 AM »
Kind of like the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld...this guy, Jimmy, is much worse.  He owns a very hipster-elitist type establishment in South Austin, Texas called G&S Lounge, near where I used to work.  I got chased out the door with a billy club once for ordering a Budweiser.  He is such a bully, and he thrives on being a tough guy in front of the other patrons in the bar.  There is story after story of this guy just being a complete maniac...if you don't believe me, read this yelp entry....

http://www.yelp.com/biz/g-and-s-lounge-austin

I'm not saying prank the guy, or harass him.  But he's out of his fucking mind and clearly needs to be taken down a peg. 

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2010, 09:55:53 PM »
He hung up on me pretty fast... FAIL

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 12:18:21 PM »
You know I absolutely hate drinking. It could be because I'm a spineless wimp and the two times I did drink I immediately over indulged. So out of fear of becoming a drunk I decided to mentally hate it. Now I really can't stand the taste of any sort of beer when offered a sip or socially pressured to drink in a silly fashion; which never amounts to anything more than take a sip and spitting it out on someone if the situation calls for it.

Regardless of this I'd occasionally travel around to various dive bars. They were often inhabited by lowly alcoholics, people down on their luck, and an atmosphere that pretty much inspires anyone who isn't drinking like a fish to write like a man with his last day on earth to finish out his will in careful detail. The dives I'd visit were in my old neighborhood, and if I was brave and had an abundance of cash to make sure my car wouldn't be stranded in the middle of no where, I'd go to the inner city.

During these visits I'd get a diet soda, if possible. More than often I'd end up just having to get a pineapple juice. Being diabetic is its own mediocre chain in life. Regardless of this I'd just get a few laughs in a taunting manner, or just thrown out of the bar due to being underage. Though being 25 with a valid license and not having the appearance of a child any more, you'd think that would stop that. Regardless of the laughs, heckles, and occasional idiot, I was never treated wrong. What blows my mind about the other people posting on that yelp site about it being a dive bar and this is normal practice only shows these are the local shit eaters who fester at the bottom of the lake in hopes for scraps while sticking up for the shark killing off less or wounded fish.

Where am I going with this? If this dive bar is of legend, and this man is a dickhead, fuck the patrons who tell the others to get out and calling them pussies for complaining. Shit. There's a difference between a lowly run bar that offers atmosphere than there is a piece of shit running your credit card like a dirty whore through the slums.

Maybe I'm done ranting for the day.
Maybe.

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2010, 12:20:48 PM »
He hung up on me pretty fast... FAIL

If you couldn't keep him on the phone then, yes, you probably do.

You know I absolutely hate drinking. It could be because I'm a spineless wimp and the two times I did drink I immediately over indulged. So out of fear of becoming a drunk I decided to mentally hate it. Now I really can't stand the taste of any sort of beer when offered a sip or socially pressured to drink in a silly fashion; which never amounts to anything more than take a sip and spitting it out on someone if the situation calls for it.

Regardless of this I'd occasionally travel around to various dive bars. They were often inhabited by lowly alcoholics, people down on their luck, and an atmosphere that pretty much inspires anyone who isn't drinking like a fish to write like a man with his last day on earth to finish out his will in careful detail. The dives I'd visit were in my old neighborhood, and if I was brave and had an abundance of cash to make sure my car wouldn't be stranded in the middle of no where, I'd go to the inner city.

During these visits I'd get a diet soda, if possible. More than often I'd end up just having to get a pineapple juice. Being diabetic is its own mediocre chain in life. Regardless of this I'd just get a few laughs in a taunting manner, or just thrown out of the bar due to being underage. Though being 25 with a valid license and not having the appearance of a child any more, you'd think that would stop that. Regardless of the laughs, heckles, and occasional idiot, I was never treated wrong. What blows my mind about the other people posting on that yelp site about it being a dive bar and this is normal practice only shows these are the local shit eaters who fester at the bottom of the lake in hopes for scraps while sticking up for the shark killing off less or wounded fish.

Where am I going with this? If this dive bar is of legend, and this man is a dickhead, fuck the patrons who tell the others to get out and calling them pussies for complaining. Shit. There's a difference between a lowly run bar that offers atmosphere than there is a piece of shit running your credit card like a dirty whore through the slums.

Maybe I'm done ranting for the day.
Maybe.

Can I get a tl;dr version of this?
I HATE the bridge.
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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 01:26:50 AM »
You go to a dive for atmosphere alone. You don't go to a dive to be treated like a piece of shit and have your credit card raped.

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 07:41:44 AM »
Man, I'm glad I can grow facial hair. But I'm also sad I cannot get a credit card.

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 09:56:01 AM »
I got chased out the door with a billy club once for ordering a Budweiser.

And he was right to do so, because mass-produced American piss-water beer sucks.

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 11:44:46 AM »
I got chased out the door with a billy club once for ordering a Budweiser.
And he was right to do so, because mass-produced American piss-water beer sucks.

Like all beer doesn't taste like yak urine mixed with formaldehyde
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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 12:05:30 AM »
I got chased out the door with a billy club once for ordering a Budweiser.
And he was right to do so, because mass-produced American piss-water beer sucks.

Like all beer doesn't taste like yak urine mixed with formaldehyde

It's the truth. You gain l337 today.

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 04:35:19 PM »
I got chased out the door with a billy club once for ordering a Budweiser.
And he was right to do so, because mass-produced American piss-water beer sucks.

Like all beer doesn't taste like yak urine mixed with formaldehyde

Not the good kinds ;)

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2010, 01:33:21 PM »
Right now I'm out of the country, and away from my "phone-based-tomfoolery setup"....just working with a simple laptop.  In two weeks, more or less, I return home, and I'll give it a well-recorded shot.  I think I have  a pretty good idea, and won't bother posting if it's not epic in any way. 

I also wish to fully admit Bud is terrible beer....but not worth being threatened with a club over, or anything. 

I'm pretty sure this guy gets all levels of phone-based-hell, so I see why they're quick to hang up.
This will require thinking outside the box.
I got this shit yall.  I got this.

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2010, 06:38:31 PM »
I wonder if this guy will get pissed off if you call and ask for Mike Hunt or Dick Hertz like the owner of the Tube Bar did back in the 70's.

If that's the case, we could get some calls and give the Bum Bar Bastards a run for their money.

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P.S. What is the number for the bar?
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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2010, 05:17:30 PM »
The trick is getting Jimmy himself on the line...
his employees (poor guys) usually answer....I'm sure he's used to abuse, so I think that they'd just hang up really quick.  I got some ideas, some good ideas, but I'm not gonna put them on here until I do them.  The other day I noticed that if you  Google "austin beer nazi" this is the 2nd or so link that shows up.  On the off chance that he or anyone who knows or works with him reads this, I really don't wanna lay all my cards on the table so....

....but I'm definitely not saying DON'T annoy the shit out of him with the "funny name jokes", but make sure you're getting Jimmy on the line and not an employee...

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Re: The Infamous Beer Nazi--Austin, Texas
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 05:20:36 PM »
Oh, and  sticking with the forum rules, I can't post the actual number but I can post this:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/g-and-s-lounge-austin


.....or can I...either way, I just did...if I fucked up, sorry!