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Phoneloser Monthly
« on: December 02, 2010, 03:13:05 PM »
Whenever someone orders PLA shit, I've always put a note in with their order, usually thanking them for their order.  By 2000, the thank you notes evolved into a single printed page that I made in Microsoft Publisher which not only thanked people for their orders, but advertised more crap that they could buy.  Around 2003, I turned it into a newsletter which reprinted stuff from the website and included games, phone numbers, ads for Rubicon, pictures of pay phones and all kinds of other stuff.  There's even an ad in one for PLA Radio, back when PLA Radio was nothing more than a shoutcast server.  I made 3 issues of it in 2003, then got bored with it and quit forever.

I've had a giant stack of these newsletters ever since then and I usually throw them in with t-shirt orders and other things that I send out to people.  Since I've sent out over 100 PLA books in the past couple weeks, I've started receiving email from people who had never heard of the Phoneloser Monthly thing and asked if I had any more issues that I could send them.  The only problem is that I finally ran out of them all.

So I dug around on one of my computers until I found the original Publisher files.  Then I had to install Microsoft Publisher since I haven't used it in about 7 years.  THEN I had to go online and find all the missing fonts since I used a ton of weird fonts for these things.  THEN I downloaded a PDF maker and turned all 3 issues into PDF files.

What I'm getting at is that I've created a page for Phoneloser Monthly and I've put the PDF files of them all on it.  So if anyone wants to go print them out and read about what a huge boner I had for Vonage back in 2003, now's your chance!

http://www.phonelosers.org/newsletter/

I think I'm going to make another one soon so I'll have something more current to throw in with PLA book orders.

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 07:52:06 PM »
when vonage commercials first started airing, i'd regurgitate that damn article of yours to sound 1337 in front of people.

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2010, 03:43:30 PM »
There's a new issue out, thanks to Kingmob.  There's a crossword puzzle of Phone Show people, a cryptography puzzle, phone numbers that I stole from BinRev and lots of blank space!

http://www.phonelosers.org/newsletter/

If anyone wants to make their own PLA puzzle or game or whatever, you should send it to me and I'll put it in the 2017 issue.  If enough people send me things, then I might have another one out by 2014.  But I'm counting on nobody sending me anything and I'll just never do one again.

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2010, 07:59:43 PM »
BZS OJLS WK BZS UTG KSVNTSLLSY VGN BJJ SGNX BJ OYGOR.

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2010, 09:52:06 PM »
BZS OJLS WK BZS UTG KSVNTSLLSY VGN BJJ SGNX BJ OYGOR.

Thanks, I'll put whatever that is in the next one!

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2010, 11:28:09 AM »
i used the same code.. if you have not decoded it yet.. and if i did not fuck it up...

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2011, 11:03:18 AM »
I'll totally do up some puzzles and such and send them your way.

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2011, 11:34:47 AM »
BZS OJLS WK BZS UTG KSVNTSLLSY VGN BJJ SGNX BJ OYGOR.

I'm sorry, I'll try to make it harder next time.  It's the first cryptography I've made since grade school.

(I had to decrypt the that entire page just so I could read this post.)

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2011, 05:03:00 PM »
actually it is the first code that i ever tried to break... the images showed me what the first 2 lines and last line were, and from having those 3 lines decrypted it was much easier to decipher... perhaps if the images were not there it would not have been as easy to crack..

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2011, 06:39:14 PM »
We should find the Addresses for the elevators and call the ppl there and tell them we've hijacked the elevator
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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2011, 09:57:25 AM »
Maybe you could add bunches of QR codes to various places or things. It would be like the secret toy surprise in a box of captain crunch . Hell I bet you could do a whole issue with nothing but QR codes.

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2011, 10:08:31 AM »
Here's 20 great ideas- http://www.mcloughlin.ca/insights/20qrcodeideas

Also, read this post to understand that you need to link it to a mobile smartsite or mobile web app- http://mcloughlin.ca/insights/offline-mobile-media-done-right-the-qr-code-and-mobile-smartsites/

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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2011, 11:08:57 AM »
Here's 20 great ideas- http://www.mcloughlin.ca/insights/20qrcodeideas

Also, read this post to understand that you need to link it to a mobile smartsite or mobile web app- http://mcloughlin.ca/insights/offline-mobile-media-done-right-the-qr-code-and-mobile-smartsites/

That's hilarious! This is what makes him a marketing specialist: joining every technology and marketing forum and blog and posting about how QR codes are the next big thing. Sometimes he makes completely inane posts, just to get his signature out there. He's also an obsessive twitterer.

AND none of his friends talk to him on Facebook!
« Last Edit: March 04, 2011, 04:54:53 PM by frog »
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Re: Phoneloser Monthly
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 12:13:38 PM »
Hell I bet you could do a whole issue with nothing but QR codes.

This would piss off or drive a lot of people insane. I say do this.