poison ivy cigarette

[Doomed To Fail]

Here`s a prank you can pull on someone who smokes. Take a leaf of poison ivy
and tear it up(while wearing gloves). Then take the shredded leaf and wrap it in paper. For best results, try to make it approximately the same length and width.
Finally, paint one end brown. You will have something that looks exactly like a cigarette. Plant the poison cigarette in the victim`s pack. The oils on the poison ivy leaf is what causes the itch. When the victim smokes it, the oils will become vapors and irritate the respiratory tract when inhaled. The exact reaction varies, but it can`t be good.
P.S. Poison oak or sumak will also work

[nyphonejacks]

i am pretty sure that i could tell the difference between a cigarette and a rolled up leaf...

[ApprenticePhreak]

And wouldn't putting a cigarette in a crushed up pile of poison oak/sumac/ivy and then rolling it around within said pile for a few days and then giving it to a person to smoke be more effective? Not nearly as critical, no, but a whole hell of a lot easier than trying to pass off notebook paper rolled up as a smoke. In fact I'd wager you should grind the poison whatever into a paste and then allow it to soak into the butt of the cigarette far easier.

[murd0c]

Or, y'know, buy a fucking rolling machine and doing it the correct way with cigarette paper. This will technically work, assuming the mark is allergic to oils in poison ivy/oak/sumac.

[Nod]

I hope OP actually does this to somebody and they die so he can spend the rest of his life in prison being somebodies prag.

[Heywood]

Yeah pretty much anyone is going to notice this. The look, feel and weight would be all wrong. Really all you need to do is get enough oil on the filter, and on the cigarette itself and it will get on their face and hands. It takes a surprisingly small amount to start.

[kingmob]

Something I have always wanted to do was break the leaves down enough to make a liquid which would be put in a spray bottle for use on door knobs, chairs, etc.  Not only would it drive the victim nuts with the itching and blisters but they'd have no clue where they got it and would likely reinfect themselves each time they opened/sat in/ wore the item which was sprayed.

[Arox!]

Something I have always wanted to do was break the leaves down enough to make a liquid which would be put in a spray bottle for use on door knobs, chairs, etc.  Not only would it drive the victim nuts with the itching and blisters but they'd have no clue where they got it and would likely reinfect themselves each time they opened/sat in/ wore the item which was sprayed.

Hey! You gotta focus on making those recordings bub. We're are all waiting.

[kingmob]

Yeah, I've been sick with something which turned my voice to gravel shit for almost two weeks but that seems to be almost gone so I will have my chapter done by the end of the week as long as my voice stays healthy.  Having a shit voice gave me the time to practice vocalizing the chapter and to script a special intro

[kingmob]

Done!  Mostly.

[rbcp]

Done!  Mostly.

That means not done!

[kingmob]

Ok, it IS done then but a slight rejiggle may be coming in the future.  If you approve of the reading, you may do up what I sent you this morning.  Plus I am having second thoughts about fucking with the purity of your flow.