It's become clear that the Phone Losers have acquired some
rather nasty, rather ugly Enemies in recent months.Note: This post is meant to address the humor of having cyber enemies.
I, nor any other PLA forum members, Cacti Radio employees, or Phone Losers are
interested in starting a flamer flame war. This is simply a commentary on how
amusing I find it that so many people have recently decided to wage war on the
Phone Losers; that... and a chance to dress people in ponchos and sombreros.
Phone Losers' Enemy #1 - Jason Heckathorna.k.a.:
Jaysen JohnsonPLA.k.a.:
Spaz
ALL Real Photos of Jason, [Well maybe not the hat and poncho]What can we say about Jason that hasn't already been said? My general impression of him is that the
man boy is a high functioning retard.
RbCp put is best when he created the
Jason Heckathorn Fan Fart Site. Tho I did chuckle and cheer for Jason and for the Phone Losers when I read this particular
Fan Site Letter Series (btw, I really did cheer for both sides because no good story is fun without an interesting, crafty antagonist). What I don't get is why Jason thinks he needs to email people about his fvck ups. We've all fvcked up in life. I know I sure have about a bajillion times. Me = car/motorcycle wrecks, fvcked up my body, messed up plenty of relationships, gotten fired, said hurtful things to people, bashed my finance in with a sledge hammer quite a few times, been in a jail cell, and done some really super stupid sh!t... but the thing is ALL that stuff was my fault and it happened when I was being a stupid selfish jackass. Jason doesn't seem to think he needs to be responsible for anything. And what I think Jason really doesn't grasp is that it isn't his mistakes or weird antics that we laugh at; what we laugh at is his mentality toward all the sh!t that's gone on in his life. He makes all these grad claims that he doesn't care what people think, yet he writes letters to hosting companies to get entire websites taken down -- because he feels someone wrote something unsavory about him on the "Internet" (which I'm guessing means he doesn't have much experience with this wacky thing we all use called the Interwebs). Look, don't get me wrong... there are a lot of ways I could compliment Jason too (I mean he got an EMT license at some point in his life. Contgrats Jason, I truly mean that), but because of the way he carries himself I'm totally unmotivated to do that. All and all Jason just needs to chill with how uptight he is. Brad has said it, and I second it: If Jason wants to call in and be a Phone Loser we'd welcome him without a second (okay, maybe a fifth) thought. "I wish Jason would just call in and talk to us. I mean I'll be his friend. H311 we talk to Tron." -Brad Carter
Phone Losers' Enemy #2 - Joshua Johnstona.k.a.:
iba.k.a.:
OGa.k.a.:
ViowatchFake PLA.k.a.:
leet
ALL Real Photos of IB, the Old-dirty G himself [OK so not the hat]IB came out of the woodworks about 2 weeks ago... popping onto the #PhoneLosers IRC channel with great zeal. And by "great zeal"... I mean acting like a right-fag. This self proclaimed "1337 AOL h4x0r" thinks his time is best spent attempting to DoS PLA user's websites (tho I'm not convinced he even knows how [ I think he has one or more of his more knowledgeable
friends fellow college students do it for him] ) and spamming the sh!t out of the IRC with scripts and malware. IB didn't really get on my nerves until he started fuck!ng with r0xy and Jennn, talking about sending cops (excuse me: "SWAT") to their home addresses for bullsh!t charges. That's when
I along with
Sudo, and
RbCp decided to track down this little piss-ant--fother-mucker and scare the bejesis out of him (by letting him know we had all his "O so well guarded" private info.
READ MORE about this little douche-bag HERE on Sudo's threadPhone Losers' Enemy #3 - the Phone Winnersa.k.a.: the PBX411
Photo stolen from Phone Winners [How they see themselves?]Let me preface by saying: It's no secret that we've all done our fare share of
dirt here at the Phone Losers; myself included (feel free to ask Walgreens; they'll pretty much tell you anything you want to know anyway). The thing is
real PLA people smart PLA people non-retarded PLA people ride the line and don't cross into whole Dex/PrankNET area of prank calling. Sure we've clogged a few toilets and caused a few people to crawl under their beds, but we haven't caused any property damages (in the tens of the thousands of dollars) or caused anyone to get physically hurt. However, the jackasses who run
PhoneWinners.com, formally PBX411.wgas [who gives a shi!t] seem to think we're not pushing the envelop and as such have issued a
Phonewā on the Phone Losers; mainly by phone mobbing the sh!t out of our
Cacti Radio Phone and
Fun Shows with really lame sound clips of them saying how awesome they are. Sadly the Phone Winners don't seem to understand that unlike
MJ we can take what we dish out; for that matter we can take whatever our Phone Loser Enemies would like to dish out!
Note: This post is meant to address the humor of having cyber enemies.
I, nor any other PLA forum members, Cacti Radio employees, or Phone Losers are
interested in starting a flamer flame war. This is simply a commentary on how
amusing I find it that so many people have recently decided to wage war on the
Phone Losers; that... and a chance to dress people in ponchos and sombreros.
