Hi, i'm Tatty, Satan's ugliest angel. I was sent here because the Dark Lord said that this is the starting point of taking over the world. I killed Red Box Chilli Pepper and now I run this website. I can see, hear, and smell everything you do. You must follow all of my orders which you will hear from the voices in your head....starting now.
My interests include botany, film aesthetics, and truffle hunting. Mainly, I enjoy botany which gives me the intellegence I need to perform acts of dendrophilia, like honeysuckle sucky suck and blood orange anal sex. Damn, I love suckfucking those pretty little honeysuckles, they taste so good. Also (on the subject of dendrophelia), I love using thee angel trumpet trip powers to cyber butt-suck plants that exist in countries too far away for me to visit.
Call me a cracker, I live in a trailor.