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Offline Nod

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #330 on: June 19, 2007, 03:37:59 PM »
It's not? Damn.....
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #331 on: June 19, 2007, 05:35:46 PM »
Hi I'm Tom Delay, and I hope to make this place a new home of mine.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #332 on: June 19, 2007, 11:45:01 PM »
Vila Wolf's Bio / Introduction


Birthday :
--- The Eighth of June in the year One Thousand Nine Hundred and Eighty Four of this the Common Era of the current age of twenty three years.

Race :
--- Human
Ethnisity Confused B**** aka Mutt (long story) Native American (tribe unknown) English Irish French Swiss (at the moment. Still looking through the Family Tree)
--- My family has not been racist since the year 74. thats 0074. I have proof. A HUGE Family tree that is vrey well documented.

Sex :
--- Female
--- Sorry. I'm not interested in Hooking up
--- I am Strait

Stats :
--- Height 5 foot 3 inches
--- Weight 185 pounds (at least I'm honest)
--- Hair Color Red
--- Eye Color Black

Near Death :
(most recient first)

--- Staph infection 2006 from an unknown cause
--- Heat Stroke 2x
--- poisoned with a bottle of hand lotion + ground glass in a green water bottle, spent two days puking blood
--- Set on fire; I was in the 5th grade when a couple of school punks knocked mee off my bike, tied me up, poured lighter fluid on me and lit me up. A neighbor came out and put me out. I wasn't tbadly burned as I had been wearing a leather jackett my older sis gave me that year. I wore that jackett a LOT for the next couple of years.

Unusuall Markings :

--- Raven Tatto on the back of my left hand
--- Rose & Cleff Tattoo on left shoulder
--- Scar across left ring finger
--- Small "Star" scar on right middle finger close to knuckle
--- pentagnal scar right calf
--- slash scars back of left hand, right hand, both calves, 'tic-tac-toe'scars left for-arm

Sign(s) :

--- Gemini / The Twins
--- Zodiac: The Rat
--- Birth Stone: Moon Stone
--- Birth Color: Rose
--- Totem: Badger
--- Religion: Temple of Isis
--- Calling: Shaman
--- Flower: Rose
--- Season: Fall

Favorites :

--- Color: Red
--- Food: Steak / Venison (rare I dont eat charcole)
--- Drink: (Non-Alcholic) Root Beer
--- Mixer: The Red Death (1oz Vodka 3/4 oz Amaretto 3/4 Triple Sec 3/4 Southern Comfort 3/4 Sloe Gin a dash of Orange Juice and Lime Juice Mix in a tall glass and serve with ice)
--- Beer: Arogant Bastard Ale
--- Shot: Double shot of Burbon and Ice
--- Book: Phantom by Susan Kay
--- Movie: Black Cat with Lugosi and Karloff
--- Game: Morrowind GOTY (pc)
--- TV Show: Dont Know Yet
--- TV Seen: Dont Know Yet
--- News Reel: This is from back in the day... Back in Prohibition they showed a bunch of cops busting barrels, then the camera pans around and there's this old guy sitting in the gutter with a sponge filling up his Jug.
--- Radio Show:
1. Coast To Coast Am
2. The Dark Knight Show w/ the real Bruce Wayne
--- Song: Dont Know Yet
--- Radio Person: The Real Bruce Wayne - 106.1 Krab FM
--- Movie Quote:
1. "Only Love and Music are Forever" Englund's Phantom,
2. "With enough silicone you dont need to have any talent" Paul Naschy's Rojo Sangren
--- Book Quote: No one in this world needs me. No none ever will
--- Favorite TV Quotes:
1."Aww Crap"! Kevin & Darien Fawkes - The Invisible Man, Pilot Eppie
2. Diva "Hello Lucien." LaCorix "Shouldn't all the good little girls be in bed by now?" - Forever Knight
--- Favorite Radio Quote: Caller: "...So I pulled out my pepper spray and I sprayed 'em" Art Bell: "You Pepper Sprayed a Grey?! LAMO With thoes big eyes that can't close because they have no eye lids?! LAMO" Caller: "Yeah They were pissed..." Art: "I bet they were LAMO" Coast to Coast, September 5, 2003

Major Psychotic Hatreds:

Hated Color Pink (damn mutated form of red)
Immature People

Role Plays - Fan Activities

Morrowind GOTY - Favored race: Nord - Favored Class: Rogue - Mods? - YES!!: Skooma Addict: Sometimes.

Harry Potter - House = Ravenclaw - Wand = 15.5 inch Madascar Ebony with 4 Swarsky Crystals and a single hair from a Unicorn's Tail - Major = Care of Magical Creatures - Minor = History of Magic / Charms

World of Warcaft - Daaneni Hunter

Illigeal Activits :

Smoked peyote once
Piracy
Tresspassing
Moon Shining (Both Rotgut and Mead)

Sucide Risk :

None (I'm having too much fun)

Record :

None (Hehehe... You'll ne're catch me!)

Flight Risk :

nope - cant leave the Vortex has me.

Medical Information :

--- Blood Type: A Positive
--- Regular Blood Donor, Houchen Blood Bank Donor Number 086099
--- Bone Marrow Donator

Contact Information :

--- Email Vilawolf@gmail.com
--- AIM waldywolf
--- ICQ 214669402
--- YIM blindboysdontlie
--- MSN dervilacaoinhin@msn.com
--- GM vilawolf@gmail.com
--- Voicemail 213-258-4937

Election Official Details

I am a poll worker with the Kern County Elections Office and I have worked several elections. (Mostly for the badge/pin as the Pay stinks) I am (or was at the last election) a Site-Inspector. Meaning that I was responsible for all vots cast in my precient; 0000083 Site; 1121

My advice: Dont be crabby with the Poll Workers. You think your day is bad? We WILL make you vote provional if you give us a hard time. Asside from answering general questions such as "What party is soanso with?" or "What does this prop mean/do?" I cant say shit about the elections.

--- US Congressional District 22
--- State Senate District 18
--- State Assembly District 32
--- Kern County District 3
--- Kern Election Official ID Number: 10283
--- Diebold Touchscreen (tsx) Certified May 2006
--- Diebold re-certified August 2006

Elections I have worked :

--- October 7, 2003 Govenor Recall
--- November 2, 2004 General Election
--- November 8, 2005 Special Election
--- June 6, 2006 Primary Election
--- November 8, 2006 Mid-Term Election

Political Party :

Angery Gun Toting Meat Eating Mother F****r

"Official" Politcal Party :

DTS: Declined To State

Websites I Frequent

http://www.Neopets.com Username: PhantomErik
http://www.Cryptozoology.com Username: VilaWolf
http://www.Phantomoftheopera.com Username: VilaWolf
http://ivorymask.spaces.msn.com/PersonalSpace.aspx - My Blog
http://www.Elderscrolls.com/forums/ Username: LostBoys
http://www.votecircle.com/my_site/vilawolf
http://vilawolf.livejournal.com/
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=703627454&hiq=vila%2Cwolf
http://www.myspace.com/vilawolf
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #333 on: June 20, 2007, 01:36:49 AM »
My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.  someone is confusing the forums with a myspace profile.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #334 on: June 20, 2007, 01:40:53 AM »
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Sex :
--- Female
--- Sorry. I'm not interested in Hooking up

FUCK THAT!  Either you come here to hook up or you leave!
* Reverend Greed rolls eyes
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #335 on: June 20, 2007, 03:41:34 AM »
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Posted by: altalp

My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.  someone is confusing the forums with a myspace profile.

Oooo I'm gonna have fun with you, Captian Sunshine.




Quote
Posted by: Reverend Greed

FUCK THAT!  Either you come here to hook up or you leave!
* Reverend Greed rolls eyes

Easy ya Biscuit-Bumper.. this aint two-orifice tuesday!
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #336 on: June 20, 2007, 03:58:55 AM »
I hate you, Vila, and I will delete your posts. You stupid cunt having woman.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #337 on: June 20, 2007, 05:12:19 AM »
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it's probably safe to introduce myself now that no one will find me

DAMN THAT SHOW NEW POSTS FEATURE!

Welcome and happy posting! (Wraith, wraith. I swear I've seen that handle before.)

Thanks for the welcome. As far as the handle sounding familiar, were you ever on the Floating Pancreas?

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #338 on: June 20, 2007, 05:49:09 AM »
The only acceptable form of commerce is a proper and shady cash-only weapons deal.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #339 on: June 20, 2007, 08:17:38 AM »
Hey, Names Krack For Khrist (theres a funny story behind that name) mostly been just messin around as far as any hacking goes.
Prank Calls, Free Cable/internet, scrambling cellphones in malls, you know little stuff just lookin to get into some more technical stuff.
and just have some fun on the forums.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #340 on: June 20, 2007, 12:48:30 PM »
Crack for Christ. Oh that's a new one.


WELCOME VILA! Plz to let me tuch notty bits? I luv U long time!
I HATE the bridge.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #341 on: June 22, 2007, 03:53:44 PM »
Hi, 

I'm not Brad, I'm up in Hoserville (thats the great north of canada for those of you who missed SCTV).  I'm from waaaaay back in the day of commodore & atari 8bit computers & 300 baud modems.  First exposure to the scene was back in the little town I lived in in 1985 the "community access announcements" channel on cable 10 kept getting phreaked every friday & saturday night.  Was the best tv some saturday mornings in that 20 channel universe. 

Havent done any Phunny crank calls in a loooooong time. but did enjoy rcbp's article about his prank on "Dino".  That was and is a timeless classic.  Shows how utterly stupid many people are, and how much they BS.  I guess its still up to us to spork the trolls so we might as well have phun at it.

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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #342 on: June 22, 2007, 05:02:39 PM »
Oooo I'm gonna have fun with you, Captian Sunshine.

NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM

NUM NUM NUM

I'm so glad you're a cutter. I want you to have an accident. Oops, my jugular. Oh no, my jugular. Nine one one, my jugular. Mom, my jugular. Dear lord, my jugular. I am so cold.



I'm proud of you for making mead, though.
« Last Edit: June 22, 2007, 05:09:33 PM by frog »
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #343 on: June 22, 2007, 06:24:38 PM »
Oops, my jugular. Oh no, my jugular. Nine one one, my jugular. Mom, my jugular. Dear lord, my jugular. I am so cold.

This is why I <3 frog
I HATE the bridge.
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Re: Introduce Yourself Here
« Reply #344 on: June 22, 2007, 11:51:27 PM »
Hey everyone,
My name is not important, but i'm new to PLA, so just popping over here to say hi.
Bye,
Talorex.