The Advantages of Professional Carpet Cleaning

[ApprenticePhreak]

But he should consider a career path as a sock puppet lawyer. For the better of man, after all.

[cyko]

Here's their FB page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Burns-Clean-Team/124935666712

Twitter
https://twitter.com/#!/messyfloor/the-burns-clean-team
https://twitter.com/#!/messyfloor

YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/user/THEBURNSCLEANTEAM

Fax #'s can be found @
http://www.bbb.org/central-northern-western-arizona/Business-Reviews/carpet-and-rug-cleaners/the-burns-clean-team-in-maricopa-az-33005098/#

[markov]

I tried calling their 1877 number, but they just leave me on hold and then transfer to voicemail 

[rbcp]

Here's their FB page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Burns-Clean-Team/124935666712

Hey, look at that!  Another one of their customers names!

[Cyclopath]

Wow, how did I forget to check the Better Business Bureau for goodies? I ALWAYS CHECK WITH THEM!

[markov]

Hey, look at that!  Another one of their customers names!

hahah!!

1 person likes this

I thought, surely there must be a treasure trove of customer info on their FB page... but no.. only 1 person likes The Burns Team

[Cyclopath]

I tried calling their 1877 number, but they just leave me on hold and then transfer to voicemail 

Try calling during the morning; I had the same problem calling during the day but I was able to reach Tina during the morning.

Perhaps they'd like to listen to Rick Astley next time they check their voicemail? Or maybe "Cactus! Cactus! Cactus!"? Maybe you could ask them to call you back and give them the phone number for a morgue, a prostitute, or water treatment plant, or something else funny like that?

[jx]

I tried calling their 1877 number, but they just leave me on hold and then transfer to voicemail 

I hope you did so using Voip and/or a payphone... Here's why.

[markov]

I tried calling their 1877 number, but they just leave me on hold and then transfer to voicemail 

I hope you did so using Voip and/or a payphone... Here's why.

No, but I did use other means, plus the fact I do not even own any phone service in my name. Its not like Voips are un-traceable either.. but regardless, its not like its illegal to call or prank them

Unless you're just saying so they won't recognize when I call back, in which case that won't be a problem either

[jx]

No, but I did use other means, plus the fact I do not even own any phone service in my name. Its not like Voips are un-traceable either.. but regardless, its not like its illegal to call or prank them

Unless you're just saying so they won't recognize when I call back, in which case that won't be a problem either

It doesn't need to be untraceable, it's obviously better to have more distance between you and them.

Also, this is beyond "a call" or "a prank call." I know this wouldn't happen in this case but let's just pretend you got caught and you told the cops and judge who have read this thread you were "just making a call"; they wouldn't believe you.

Here's a story about pranking an anger management hotline which was likely an 800 number using ANI

[markov]

I hadn't read that story before. That's really interesting and good info to have. I do take other cautionary steps when pranking though, just in case

[MIB]

I thought, surely there must be a treasure trove of customer info on their FB page... but no.. only 1 person likes The Burns Team

If you can get her number, call her and say since she was the first person to "Like" them, The Burns Team wants to show their appreciation by giving her 3 free carpet cleaning sessions. The problem is tapping their PBX box when she calls in.

Her: What do you mean I don't free carpet cleaning? Some guy called me yesterday.
Then: I don't know what you're talking about.
Her: Well SCREW YOU!

Alternately call and tell them you just purchased a hotel franchise. And you want to keep the hotel clean for your guest. Tell them you want the entire hotel cleaned. Make sure you tell them money is no object and name their price.

After they get their hopes up, give them an address for an abandoned building or a local Walmart.

Come to think of it, if Dex or any copycat trashes a hotel by proxy, you can call the Burns Team to clean the carpet that got messed.

You gotta even the balance somehow. 

MIB

[Cyclopath]

So what's the secret to getting people's phone numbers and mailing addresses? What do you do when you can't find them in the phone directory or the property appraiser's website? What if they have an extremely common name?

[markov]

i'm pretty impressed with the pipl website RBCP posted earlier in this thread

[Acidpez]

good stuff!