Anyone know of any good virus websites?

[Cyclopath]

Anyone know of any good virus websites?I need a link to one where just following the link will infect a computer with a virus that makes that computer part of a spamming botnet, and doesn't have sexy girls in the URL. I know someone that I want booted from their university network and I'm going to trick them by claiming to be a friend from high school; I'll tell them that there's a picture of me a the virus URL.

[murd0c]

DUDE U GOTTA BE LEET TO KNO HAX

[markov]

DUDE U GOTTA BE LEET TO KNO HAX

Seriously though, and I don't mean any offense to you Cyclo, but if you don't know how to do this yourself its probably not something you should be attempting.

[Cyclopath]

I once toyed with the idea of building a bonnet and DDoSing the major political parties right before an election, but not for something this petty, so that's why I'm thinking of tricking this idiot into becoming part of someone else's botnet. Though I could make a botnet that uses hijacked Skype accounts to call this person in the middle of the night; that would be a pretty 1337 and phr34ky thing to do. Have to learn a bit more about modern programming though; DOS shit and tricking idiots into making and launching rouge boot disks is dead in this day and age, and using hack tools is for lamers.

[rbcp]

I've just notified this guy that you're planning to trick him with a virus.  The gig is up, Cyclopath.

[Cyclopath]

I've just notified this guy that you're planning to trick him with a virus.  The gig is up, Cyclopath.

Too bad it isn't a "guy"; it's an ex-girlfriend

[DBK]

If you're going to lie at least try to make it believable.

[markov]

Too bad it isn't a "guy"; it's an ex-girlfriend

ok, now you really need to give this idea up

[ApprenticePhreak]

Stop stalking. Grieve. Eat some Chinese. Masturbate to still images on the internet. Then go to work the next day. Works well enough for me.

[Cyclopath]

Stop stalking. Grieve. Eat some Chinese. Masturbate to still images on the internet. Then go to work the next day. Works well enough for me.

Stalking? Nah, just seeking payback PLA inspired me; before PLA I just minded my own business.

[ApprenticePhreak]

Stop stalking. Grieve. Eat some Chinese. Masturbate to still images on the internet. Then go to work the next day. Works well enough for me.

Stalking? Nah, just seeking payback PLA inspired me; before PLA I just minded my own business.

Even after PLA I still mind my own business. Is this the long story you mentioned in the other thread that you never spoke of?

[MIB]

Stop stalking. Grieve. Eat some Chinese. Masturbate to still images on the internet. Then go to work the next day. Works well enough for me.

Wouldn't the whole parents/school/heroin thing be much easier?

MIB

[ApprenticePhreak]

Stop stalking. Grieve. Eat some Chinese. Masturbate to still images on the internet. Then go to work the next day. Works well enough for me.

Wouldn't the whole parents/school/heroin thing be much easier?

MIB

None of that involves Chinese food nor porn. In fact, you can look at Chinese porn while eating Chinese food. Makes you feel more traveled that way.

[markov]

If you're paying attention, these days the PLA recommends to stay away from personal business when it comes to fucking with people... although there is also a section on the forum for revenge, so... forget I said this

Still, seems like an awfully bad idea to me, with high potential to just do more damage to yourself in the end