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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 01:29:21 PM »
z09 already did this topic before being re-deleted. You should have just bumped that thread with a link or something

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 01:49:09 PM »
Im going to try that as soon as I see one of those New-fangled coke dispencers. I've seen them at the YMCA and Costco
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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2006, 12:08:32 AM »
Any hints to Hack a bartender?

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
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  / __)(  _  )(  )  (  _  )( \( )( ___)(  )    (  _ \ /__\  ( \( )(_  _)/ __)
( (__  )(_)(  )(__  )(_)(  )  (  )__)  )(__    )___//(__)\  )  (  _)(_( (__
 \___)(_____)(____)(_____)(_)\_)(____)(____)  (__) (__)(__)(_)\_)(____)\___)

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The Q & D bartender hack:

1. Position yourself at the bar right in front of the spot on the front bar where the well booze is kept.

2. Have a friend (preferably female, preferably Swedish) strike up a conversation with the bartender at the sidebar. If necessary, tell any barbacks on duty that there's a big alley rat loose in the men's bathroom. That diversion should buy you a few seconds' time.

3. Reach down behind the front bar and grab a bottle of the well booze.

4. Hide the bottle under your coat and make your escape.


************************************************************************

Disclaimer: This technique might not be applicable in all establishments. Furthermore, I am in no way responsible for any facebeatings or cases you might catch if you decide to be a total asshelmet and do this shit furreal. FuX0r all y'all!

************************************************************************
 ___  _   _  _____  __  __  ____     _____  __  __  ____  ___
/ __)( )_( )(  _  )(  )(  )(_  _)___(  _  )(  )(  )(_  _)/ __)
\__ \ ) _ (  )(_)(  )(__)(   )( (___))(_)(  )(__)(   )(  \__ \
(___/(_) (_)(_____)(______) (__)    (_____)(______) (__) (___/

Eternal respect and admiration goez out 2 da following peepz:

RedBoxChiliPepper, Rufus T. Firefly, Linear, Logic Box, Automatron and all my 312/773 homes.

Much peace and love!


C to tha P outz...
« Last Edit: October 23, 2006, 09:34:42 AM by Colonel Panic »

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2006, 01:50:27 AM »
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************************************************************************

Brought to you by:

  / __)(  _  )(  )  (  _  )( \( )( ___)(  )    (  _ \ /__\  ( \( )(_  _)/ __)
( (__  )(_)(  )(__  )(_)(  )  (  )__)  )(__    )___//(__)\  )  (  _)(_( (__
 \___)(_____)(____)(_____)(_)\_)(____)(____)  (__) (__)(__)(_)\_)(____)\___)

************************************************************************

The Q & D bartender hack:

1. Position yourself at the bar right in front of the spot on the front bar where the well booze is kept.

2. Have a friend (preferably female, preferably Swedish) strike up a conversation with the bartender at the sidebar. If necessary, tell any barbacks on duty that there's a big alley rat loose in the men's bathroom. That diversion should buy you a few seconds' time.

3. Reach down behind the front bar and grab a bottle of the well booze.

4. Hide the bottle under your coat and make your escape.


************************************************************************

Disclaimer: This technique might not be applicable in all establishments. Furthermore, I am in no way responsible for any facebeatings or cases you might catch if you decide to be a total asshelmet and do this shit furreal. FuX0r all y'all!

************************************************************************
 ___  _   _  _____  __  __  ____     _____  __  __  ____  ___
/ __)( )_( )(  _  )(  )(  )(_  _)___(  _  )(  )(  )(_  _)/ __)
\__ \ ) _ (  )(_)(  )(__)(   )( (___))(_)(  )(__)(   )(  \__ \
(___/(_) (_)(_____)(______) (__)    (_____)(______) (__) (___/

Eternal respect and admiration goez out 2 da following peepz:

RedBoxChiliPepper, Rufus T. Firefly, Linear, Logic Box, Automatron and all my 312/773 homes.

Much peace and love!


C to tha P outz...
I'd love to see that, any video, picture or physical probe?? 

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2006, 07:11:42 AM »
That's almost as reliable as the "Hey, what the hell is that?" while pointing over the shoulder hax.
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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2006, 01:20:42 PM »
FB, you gotta stop re-circling the whole quote when they just said it one post ago.  Can't friggin concentrate.

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2006, 03:47:48 PM »
in an unrelated story.. the fastest way into a coke machine is with a sledge hammer. my friend did this is a shopping center in 2002.  he hit them right after they refilled them with money. there were 8 mahines.. he made it to the third one berfore the cops came and arrested him. not to bright.. 10 months in jail and over 5,000 dollars is restitution...

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2006, 05:01:20 PM »
in an unrelated story.. the fastest way into a coke machine is with a sledge hammer. my friend did this is a shopping center in 2002.  he hit them right after they refilled them with money. there were 8 mahines.. he made it to the third one berfore the cops came and arrested him. not to bright.. 10 months in jail and over 5,000 dollars is restitution...

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2006, 05:04:32 PM »
in an unrelated story.. the fastest way into a coke machine is with a sledge hammer. my friend did this is a shopping center in 2002.  he hit them right after they refilled them with money. there were 8 mahines.. he made it to the third one berfore the cops came and arrested him. not to bright.. 10 months in jail and over 5,000 dollars is restitution...

Have you ever told your friend that he's an idiot?

Hmm, judging by his actions, he doesn't need to be.  Acually, on second thought, he probably does need to be told for the same reason.

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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2006, 06:19:50 PM »
One guy told me his "Awesome" Idea of pouring salty water down the coin slot and "SHORTE CIRKIT it My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself." You could also just unplug it and get the same effect. With less damage you are responsible for when they record it on security cameras.
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Re: How to haX0r those new Coke machines!
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2006, 06:33:34 PM »
sledge hammer + soda machine=jail
salt water + soda machine= waste of time
soda machine+ friend with key= priceless