Dead Forum?!

[Nod]

I just don't come here anymore because I'm lazy and I'm pretty sure nobody ever liked me anyways except for murd0c and that's just because I gave him drugs and had phone sex with him once when I was drunk and vulnerable after breaking up with my girlfriend. And by girlfriend I mean my CC was denied for porn websites.

[ravenmaddox]

LORD NOD!!!! You're alive!!! I have a ton of porn now thanks to motherless so come back to us! I've missed you! And by you I mean my phone sex partner those nights murd0c was too busy.

[Nod]

I only came back because I managed to get myself a new computer which allowed me to install steam. Then I was messaged by someone who's steam name was Meatphone that I'm pretty sure was Tachyon. I <3 Tachyon so here I am. Also, if it wasn't Tachyon then I <3 whoever it was for still having meatphone as their Steam name after all this time.

[ApprenticePhreak]

But Nod. It's been months, however I can finally get my computer running again because money fell into my wallet and immediately fell out of my wallet once it found its way to Newegg. Did you know it takes a unemployed male roughly 8 months to get forty bucks for a shitty throw away 700 watt power supply?

Bitch please. Forums aren't dead. I still post.

[ravenmaddox]

So say we all.

My problem has been time lately. Trying to deal with selling some of my dad's old stuff, vehicles and antiques, etc and then my normal baby-momma-drama on top of trying to hold on to my tech job. Thank the Lords of Kobol my boss likes me / my work. He went and bought me 4 shirts yesterday because he said mine looked "like I just left the hood" - some old oversized Girbaud shirts. Hell, it's all I had - I know it didn't look very professional but I'm broke.

But such is life. I'm fucking ecstatic as long as I can afford my internet and power bill. What else does anyone really need?

[nyphonejacks]

What else does anyone really need?

pussy =)

[ravenmaddox]

What else does anyone really need?

pussy =)

That's a subsection of the internet called porn...

[Darkstranger]

  OMG I'M ON THE FORUM. Let's give this dead old cactus a little water. Perhaps one of you should get naked.

[ravenmaddox]

Let's give this dead old cactus a little water. Perhaps one of you should get naked.

That would only serve to kill it quicker...

[MIB]

There's a picture of Tannest's boobs floating around somewhere.

MIB

[SpaceBison]

There's a picture of Tannest's boobs floating around somewhere.

MIB

http://roygerbil.com/plaaotw.html

[Nod]

There's a picture of Tannest's boobs floating around somewhere.

MIB

http://roygerbil.com/plaaotw.html

Nothing gets my dick hard like pancake nipples let me tell you.

[ApprenticePhreak]

I miss when nod would hold me at night and whisper in my ear.

[Darkstranger]

Here, have some bath salts forum. 

[MIB]

Here, have some bath salts forum.

Bath salts have a tendency to make people chew on other peoples faces 

MIB