My "Fictional" PLA Story

[GenRik_pHreaK]

well heres a short story I wrote for my english class. I hope you guys enjoy it, I know my teacher will!

Beige Boxer Supreme
A young boy, barely 17, Brad Carter was huddled secretly beside a houses’ TNI box. For those of you who are aren’t “phreak” inclined, a TNI box is the phone box on the outside of a house, you can insert your phone line  into it, to charge calls to the house, and take out the houses’ line, so they can’t pick up and listen to your calls. 

Brad quietly inserted his phone into the TNI box, as he did this he got a surge of adrenaline, and felt as though he were invincible. Adrenaline was his high. Brad sat and waited knowing that the phone should be ringing any second now.

Brad had already started his beige boxing and racked up over $500.00 worth of calls to the residents. But this resident wasn’t just anyone, his name is Dino Allsman. Dino is the target of many prank calls, and the butt end of all the harassment in Alton Illinois.

Just as Brad hung up his call, Dino   walked outside in nothing but his underwear, and a robe, with his cheeseburger gullet hanging out.  Since Dino has allot of kids getting into his TNI Box. Brad knew that Dino was used to it, but what he didn’t know is that Dino was fed up, with the kids messing with him. Dino saw Brad but it was too late for Brad. Brad decided to stay there and try to social engineer Dino. All Brad saw was a flash of metal.  Brad woke up several hours later in a dark back alley. Brad had an epiphany right then and there. Brad decided that next time he beige boxed Dino he’d make sure Dino wasn’t home.
After many more weeks of phone harassment, Dino Allsman changed his phone number. It took brad 5 minutes to find Dino's new number.

if you dont like it, FRIG off! damnit!

[frog]

I just wrote a Spanish midterm after staying up until 2am to write a Spanish project. This just made my day 100000% better. This belongs right up there in the Hall of Fame with "first day."

There's so much...so much. One main thing I want to say to you is this:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PHREAK INCLINED. YOU CAN KNOW A LOT ABOUT PHONES OR YOU CAN NOT.


And because this part made me laugh especially, resume caps lock:
IF HE'S BEIGE-BOXING IT DOES NOT TAKE ANY EFFORT TO FIND THE PERSON'S PHONE NUMBER. 1-800-444-4444. WHY IS HE IN A BACK ALLEY?

BTW, pay more attention to grammar, seriously. Especially if this is an English paper.

[gangals]

Gotta agree with frog on the grammar, sorry to say this, but you have to learn how to use pronouns and when and when not to use punctuation. You have some nice descriptors in there, but the placement was bad...

Sorry for being the Grammar Police, but damn, I couldn't read that thing in one sitting without being annoyed.

[GenRik_pHreaK]

yah I wasnt really paying any attention to it when I was writing, so when I feel like it tonight I'm going to fix it up.

[rbcp]

To help the grammar along, I've had the story translated into Spanish:

Amontonaron al muchacho joven de SupremeA del boxeador amarillento, apenas 17, alfilerillo Carretero secretamente al lado de una caja de TNI de las casas. Para los de usted que sean no está el "phreak" inclinado, una caja de TNI es la caja de teléfono en el exterior de una casa, usted puede insertar su línea telefónica en ella, a las llamadas de la carga a la casa, y toma hacia fuera la línea de las casas, así que no pueden tomar y escuchar sus llamadas.

El alfilerillo insertó reservado su teléfono en la caja de TNI, pues él hizo esto que él consiguió una oleada de la adrenalina, y se sentía como si él era invencible. La adrenalina era su colmo. El alfilerillo se sentó y esperó sabiendo que el teléfono debe ahora sonar cualquier segundo.

El alfilerillo había comenzado su boxeo amarillento y había atormentado ya para arriba sobre el valor $500.00 de llamadas a los residentes. Pero este residente no era justo cualquier persona, su nombre es Dino Allsman. Dino es la blanco de muchas llamadas del prank, y el final del extremo de todo el hostigamiento en Alton Illinois.

Apenas pues el alfilerillo colgó para arriba su llamada, Dino caminó afuera en nada pero su ropa interior, y un traje, con su esófago del cheeseburger colgando hacia fuera. Puesto que Dino tiene asignar de los cabritos que consiguen en su TNI Box. Brad sabía que Dino fuera utilizado a él, pero qué él no sabía es que Dino fue estado harto de cansado, con los cabritos ensuciando con él. El alfilerillo pero él de la sierra de Dino era demasiado atrasados para el alfilerillo. El alfilerillo decidía a permanecer allí y a intentar al ingeniero social Dino. Toda la sierra del alfilerillo era un flash del metal. El alfilerillo despertó varias horas más adelante en un callejón de la parte posteriora de la obscuridad. El alfilerillo tenía una derecha del epiphany entonces y allí. El alfilerillo decidía a la esa vez próxima él Dino encajonado amarillento que él se cercioraría de que Dino no fuera home.After muchas más semanas del hostigamiento del teléfono, Dino Allsman cambiara su número de teléfono. Llevó a alfilerillo 5 minutos número de Dino del hallazgo el nuevo.

[rbcp]

And then back into English:

They accumulated the young boy of SupremeA of the yellowish boxer, as soon as 17, Wagon fodder plant secretly next to a box of TNI of the houses. For those of you that are is not "phreak" inclined, a box of TNI is the box of telephone in the outside of a house, you you can insert its telephone line in her, to the calls from the load to the house, and takes outside towards the line of the houses, so they cannot take and listen to his calls.

The fodder plant inserted reserved its telephone in the box of TNI, because he did this that he obtained a big wave of the adrenalin, and he felt as if he was invincible. The adrenalin was its overflow. The fodder plant seated and hoped knowing that the telephone must now sound any second.

The fodder plant had begun its yellowish boxing and had already tormented for above on value $500,00 of calls the residents. But this resident was not right any person, its name is Dino Allsman. Dino is the target of many calls of prank, and the end of the end of all the harassment in Alton Illinois.

Hardly because the fodder plant hung above for its call, Dino outside walked in anything but its underclothes, and a suit, with its esophagus of cheeseburger hanging towards outside. Since Dino must assign of the cabritos that obtain in their TNI Box. Brad knew that Dino was used him, but what he did not know it is that Dino been very of was tired, with the cabritos soiling with him. The fodder plant but it of the mountain range of Dino was too slow for the fodder plant. The fodder plant decided to remain there and to try to social engineer Dino. All the mountain range of the fodder plant was a flash of the metal. The fodder plant woke up several hours more ahead in a alley of the posteriora part of the darkness. The fodder plant had a right of epiphany then and there. The fodder plant decided to the that time next he boxed Dino yellowish that he would make sure that Dino was not to home.After many more weeks of the harassment of the telephone, Dino Allsman changed his telephone number. The new one took to fodder plant 5 minutes number of Dino of the finding.

Wait, does my name mean Wagon Fodder in Spanish?  Kick ass!

[murd0c]

Why does everyone decide to write gay short stories about my friend Wagon Fodder? If you're going to write gay slash fanfics, please at least have a firm grasp on the English language.

[Raptor]

speaking of short stories about "Fodder plant", Is there any new info on the PLA Book?

[GenRik_pHreaK]

is it a good thing to inspire the name change brad? I mean, should I really feel proud for inspiriing you to change your name to "Wagon Fodder"?

[.]

I just wrote a Spanish midterm after staying up until 2am to write a Spanish project. This just made my day 100000% better. This belongs right up there in the Hall of Fame with "first day."

There's so much...so much. One main thing I want to say to you is this:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PHREAK INCLINED. YOU CAN KNOW A LOT ABOUT PHONES OR YOU CAN NOT.


And because this part made me laugh especially, resume caps lock:
IF HE'S BEIGE-BOXING IT DOES NOT TAKE ANY EFFORT TO FIND THE PERSON'S PHONE NUMBER. 1-800-444-4444. WHY IS HE IN A BACK ALLEY?

BTW, pay more attention to grammar, seriously. Especially if this is an English paper.

Whenever you need help with the Spanish warn me, I'm pretty good with it, a native you could say 

[.]

To help the grammar along, I've had the story translated into Spanish:

Amontonaron al muchacho joven de SupremeA del boxeador amarillento, apenas 17, alfilerillo Carretero secretamente al lado de una caja de TNI de las casas. Para los de usted que sean no está el "phreak" inclinado, una caja de TNI es la caja de teléfono en el exterior de una casa, usted puede insertar su línea telefónica en ella, a las llamadas de la carga a la casa, y toma hacia fuera la línea de las casas, así que no pueden tomar y escuchar sus llamadas.

El alfilerillo insertó reservado su teléfono en la caja de TNI, pues él hizo esto que él consiguió una oleada de la adrenalina, y se sentía como si él era invencible. La adrenalina era su colmo. El alfilerillo se sentó y esperó sabiendo que el teléfono debe ahora sonar cualquier segundo.

El alfilerillo había comenzado su boxeo amarillento y había atormentado ya para arriba sobre el valor $500.00 de llamadas a los residentes. Pero este residente no era justo cualquier persona, su nombre es Dino Allsman. Dino es la blanco de muchas llamadas del prank, y el final del extremo de todo el hostigamiento en Alton Illinois.

Apenas pues el alfilerillo colgó para arriba su llamada, Dino caminó afuera en nada pero su ropa interior, y un traje, con su esófago del cheeseburger colgando hacia fuera. Puesto que Dino tiene asignar de los cabritos que consiguen en su TNI Box. Brad sabía que Dino fuera utilizado a él, pero qué él no sabía es que Dino fue estado harto de cansado, con los cabritos ensuciando con él. El alfilerillo pero él de la sierra de Dino era demasiado atrasados para el alfilerillo. El alfilerillo decidía a permanecer allí y a intentar al ingeniero social Dino. Toda la sierra del alfilerillo era un flash del metal. El alfilerillo despertó varias horas más adelante en un callejón de la parte posteriora de la obscuridad. El alfilerillo tenía una derecha del epiphany entonces y allí. El alfilerillo decidía a la esa vez próxima él Dino encajonado amarillento que él se cercioraría de que Dino no fuera home.After muchas más semanas del hostigamiento del teléfono, Dino Allsman cambiara su número de teléfono. Llevó a alfilerillo 5 minutos número de Dino del hallazgo el nuevo.

This is all worng!!!

[silentneep]

This is all wrong!!!

¡Esto es todo incorrecto!!!

This is all incorrect one!

Look, Babelfish puts the one!!!1 in for you.

[Telcogal]

Here is the jive dialectized version of the re-translation:

And den back into English, dig dis:

Dey accumulated da damn yung boy uh SupremeA uh de yellowish boxer, as soon as 17, Wagon fodda' plant secretly next t'a box uh TNI uh de cribs. Fo' dose uh ya' dat is ain't "phreak" inclined, some box uh TNI be de box uh rap rod in de outside uh a crib, ya' ya' kin insert its rap rod line in her, t'de calls fum de load t'de crib, and snatch'd outside towards de line uh de cribs, so's dey kinnot snatch and listen t'his calls.

De fodda' plant inserted reserved its rap rod in de box uh TNI, cuz' he dun did dis dat he obtained some big wave uh de adrenalin, and he felt as if he wuz invincible. De adrenalin wuz its overflow, so cut me some slack, Jack. De fodda' plant seated and hoped knowin' dat da damn rap rod gots'ta now sound any second.

De fodda' plant had begun its yellowish boxin' and had already to'mented fo' above on value $500,00 uh calls de residents. But dis resident wuz not right any sucka', its dojigger be Dino Allsman. 'S coo', bro. Dino be de target uh many calls uh prank, and da damn end uh de end uh all de harassment in Alton Illinois.

Hardly cuz' de fodda' plant hung above fo' its call, Dino outside walked in nuthin but its underclodes, and some suit, wid its esophagus uh cheeseburga' hangin' towards outside. Since Dino gots'ta assign uh de cabritos dat obtain in deir TNI Box. Slap mah fro! Brad knowed dat Dino wuz used him, but whut he dun did not know it be dat Dino been real uh wuz tired, wid de cabritos soilin' wid him. WORD! De fodda' plant but it uh de mountain range uh Dino wuz too slow fo' de fodda' plant. Man! De fodda' plant decided t'remain dere and t'try t'social enginea' Dino. 'S coo', bro. All de mountain range uh de fodda' plant wuz some flash uh de metal. De fodda' plant woke down several hours mo'e ahaid in some alley uh de posterio'a part uh de darkness. De fodda' plant had some right uh epiphany den and dere. De fodda' plant decided t'de dat time next he boxed Dino yellowish dat he would make sho' man dat Dino wuz not t'crib.Afta' many mo'e weeks uh de harassment uh de rap rod, Dino Allsman changed his rap rod number. Ah be baaad... De new one took t'fodda' plant 5 minutes numba' of Dino uh de findin'.

Wait, duz mah' dojigger mean Wagon Fodda' in Spanish?  Kick ass! Right on!

[frog]

Here is the jive dialectized version of the re-translation:

Marry me, PLEASE.

[gangals]

Frog, how many partners is that now, not including the dead ones?