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Link to original articleRELATIONAL MATH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
In other, less popular, less sensationalized news, half of US states -- a comforting 25 out of 50 -- have less than avg death rates.
Edit: I didn't look up each individual state but, at a glance, I'm betting the death rates in those states are the highest because those are among the poorest states in our nation.