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Buddhist monks are hardcore
« on: November 25, 2006, 04:45:58 PM »
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BANGKOK (Reuters) - A Thai Buddhist monk cut off his penis with a machete because he had an erection during meditation and declined to have it reattached, saying he had renounced all earthly cares, a doctor and a newspaper said on Wednesday.

The 35-year-old monk, whose name was withheld for privacy reasons, allowed medical staff at Maharaj hospital, 780 km (480 miles) south of Bangkok to dress his wound, but refused reattachment, hospital chief Prawing Euanontouch said.

"We cleaned up the wound, gave him some stitches, but he declined to have it reattached because he said had abandoned everything," Prawing told Reuters by telephone.

Prawing declined to comment on the monk's erection, which Bangkok-based Kom Chad Luk tabloid reported on its Web site. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061122/od_uk_...e_thailand_monk
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Re: Buddhist monks are hardcore
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006, 05:21:51 PM »
buddism is fucking cool

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Re: Buddhist monks are hardcore
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2006, 03:30:10 PM »
That guy's not a Buddhist. He's just an idiot. You're suppsoed to accept distractions during meditations and just mentally separate yourself from them. You're not supposed to grab a knife and cut your dick off.

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Re: Buddhist monks are hardcore
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2006, 03:45:20 PM »
That guy's not a Buddhist. He's just an idiot. You're suppsoed to accept distractions during meditations and just mentally separate yourself from them. You're not supposed to grab a knife and cut your dick off.

He's a pragmatist. Won't have to separate from them again.
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Re: Buddhist monks are hardcore
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2006, 01:01:54 AM »
A posterior brain scan detected this during Buddhist meditation:


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Re: Buddhist monks are hardcore
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2006, 03:46:29 PM »
well. all i can say is it sucks to be him. i can get erections any time i want to :P