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I need your help guys
« on: December 01, 2006, 01:52:03 PM »
Hey guys,

I just started a website called TheFoodIsHorrible.com  Do you guys know anything about MSG? Most people don't. The jist of it is that food today is full of drugs. MSG has over 80 hidden names on the product label. It's why the world is so fat and sick. Just nobody gets it. Aspartame probably causes a little more fatness, but Aspartame actually breaks down into the active component of MSG.

I was wondering if you guys could help me get some funny content on my website.

such as:

telephone pranks: (well not technically a prank)
• maybe some kind of a fat survey. The U.S. is the fattest nation. It technically wouldn't be a prank. But if people asked kind of rude questions, it could be funny.
• maybe ask people if they do drugs then fill them in about MSG. (MSG is a drug)
• maybe call junk food companies (like mountain dew) and tell them to "turn up the drugs" "It's just not doing anything for me anymore" "Is there a way you can put more drugs in?" I can imagine Brad or Murd0c doing this. That would be so funny. Remember that beer commercial where that guy asked the beer company if they could somehow send him some flavor. His beer was lacking. There probably is more truth to this than not. Domestic beer is disgusting with all the food additives. Foreign beer is much better in this regard.

Also 2 tablespoons of pure Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) will kill a dog within minutes. In other parts of the world where they eat dog they put 2 tablespoons in a bread roll. The dog wolfs it down real fast. And then quickly stops breathing. I've googled with no avail to find a video of this. I was hoping this community could provide. MSG is cheap. It wouldn't have to be a dog, if you love dogs.

Also, I did a google advanced search of your site. No one has posted anything about Alex Jones, 911, or the New World Order. I know this isn't a "serious" website, but this 911 stuff and giving up the rest our rights to the new world order is nothing to take lightly. Right now we have no constitution and no bill of rights. Lord Bush just hasn't taken his power yet. If the general population doesn't wake up really quick, we haven't a chance. They're getting ready to control the internet and everything.

I'm in the process of righting a parody of "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
It is a work in progress. Feel free to help.

original/parody

First I was afraid                 (Right after 911)
I was petrified                    (I was terrified)
kept thinking I could never live   (kept thinking of Bin laden in my dreams at night)
but I spent so many nights         (but then I researched so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong      (of how those buildings came tumbling down)
and I grew strong                  (and I grew strong)
I learned how to carry on          (I learned that thermate took em down)
and so you're back                 (911 was a fraud)
from outer space                   (without a doubt)
*that's all I've got


Thanks
Bill

Here is some more info about MSG:

MSG has over 80 different hidden names on a package label. So you are surely eating it.

rumor has it that the spinach outbreak was because they put hydrolized (fermented) feather meal on the spinach. They said it was because the feathers weren't fully hydrolized. (fully fermented)

In the "Super Size Me" movie the doctor was perplexed why Morgan Spurlock\'s liver was f*cked. The doctor just kept saying "high fat diet." It is common knowledge in the MSG community that MSG can f*ck your liver as bad as alcohol can.

causes cancer and helps cancer spread!

f*cks with the thryoid

is a calcium channel blocker - causes osteoporosis.

stimulates using up seratonin.
 so it causes add, adhd, bipolar, depression. Also your brain has a blood brain barrier. MSG can get through it though. And the part of your brain that controls emotion doesn't have a blood brain barrier. Hence the add, adhd, bipolar, depression.

Causes extreme anger. It explains roadrage too. It's probably why Brad can piss off some people with his pranks so easily. They probably are more sensitive to the "free glutamate"

causes your pancreas to produces insulin. It's only supossed to when you eat sugar! So guess what happens, the insulin lowers the sugar level in your blood. Making you hungry, again and again, causing fatness and diabetes.

causes bad breath. uses up your oxygen. providing a home for anerobic bacteria in your mouth.

Also somehow makes carbon monoxide build up inside you. Not good. Breathing is good. I\'ve had experience with this. Definitely not good waking up in the middle of the night and not breathing. Even during the day it was like I had to think about breathing.

MSG creates a lot of diseases besides the ones I have listed. Add a lot of the diseases they sell drugs for on tv too.

Also Asthma, irritible bowel, retina detachment, autism. I know it does sound crazy that it can do all of this!


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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2006, 03:07:45 PM »
 ??? Mono sodium glutemate causes AUTISM!??  no wonder my math skills improve when i eat doritos! :D

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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2006, 03:29:30 PM »
I'm hungry now...

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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2006, 03:41:26 PM »
[edit: If he cleared it with Arbie, then it's all good.]

Interesting stuff. I have been trying to minimize MSG's appearance in my diet for a while now, and only in doing so does one appreciate its omnipresence. My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself..

I think your site suffers from endless-page-of-chaos syndrome.
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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2006, 04:03:07 PM »
Just so everyone knows, Bill asked me if he could post about this before he did.  So you can blame me if you think it's all propaganda.  I thought it was all kind of interesting.

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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2006, 06:07:48 PM »
Damn you Arbie >:(

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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2006, 06:21:01 PM »
 :) im sorry, I have high blood pressure and am not supposed to eat any sodium really, I was just amazed by how MSG "causes" autism.  How long does it usually take to set in after eaqting a load of msg?  do you have to eat it everyday? or does it pass down from your parents?

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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2006, 08:41:51 PM »
oh shit, im pretty sure ramen noodles contain MSG and I eat those all the time!  ...maby thats why Im so messed up ::)
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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2006, 09:19:45 PM »
trevelyn

Food manufactuers MSG so they can use less salt and lower quality ingredients. It makes things taste better. MSG is a salt. There's usually between 1 and 3 teaspoons of it per meal. Fast food is full of it. But the food manufactuers have made all food fast food. Even some vegetables.

With regards to autism, I have no idea how that works. Mercury in vaccines is notorious for this also.

MSG is an endochrine disrupter (hormones). And there are glutamate recepters all over your body that get stimulated by the MSG. Not just your tastebuds. MSG screws with your body to make you hungry even when your full. (There's always room for jello)(Betcha can't eat just one) take on a whole new meaning if you understand the game they're playing.

Reaction time can be right away or hours or a couple days. (i'm talking about things like headaches, irregular or racing heartbeats, blurry eyes, sinus/breathing, getting depressed, getting tired, hot like in "Super Size Me", etc. not the long term damage symtoms like cancer, fibromialgia, etc.)

If you have high blood pressure I would try eating healthier and a taking a magnesium supplement. I read that today people are extremely magnesium deficient. Processed food removes most of it. Your magnesium calcium balence gets out of whack. The link said never take a calcium supplement. The link is on my link page.

You asked about if it is passed down. MSG is toxic to everyone causing lots of problems.(like cancer and fibromialgia, tons of other stuff)  I did read that blood type O are a little more sensitive. And if you get real low in magnesium MSG will really start stimulating you.

MSG is weird. If you eat a bunch of it for two meals, you might not notice any noticable symptoms. Then the third gives you a noticable reaction.

You asked "Do I have to eat it everyday?" I stopped eating it. It is very dificult to avoid at a regular supermarket though. I eat organic. It's just easier. But MSG is in many organic products as well. They usually hide it on the label as yeast.

You have to be careful with everything. MSG is in almost everything. Even supplements, drugs, nuts, vegetables. There are many other horrible things to watch for too in the food supply. The food is horrible .com

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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2006, 12:40:14 AM »
I think this is a really cool idea you have, but you totally lost my confidence with your truth movement plug. Go take it to the LC forums so they can label this as another control factor by the NWO. I'm sure Dylan Avery will appreciate it and the rest of the gang will eat it up. You could probably double your readership, get a Vanity Fair article, and maybe even get a movie deal if he likes you enough.

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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2006, 10:04:42 AM »
I asked my dad about this, (he's a doctor,) and he told me that MSG is basicly just another kind of salt, and it adds flavor to food.  When i asked him if it was really this bad for you, he said that he had never heard anything like this, but of course america doesn't need any more sodium.  I don't know if he is just misinformed, (unlikely) or if you're getting some incorrect and exagerated information.  As for your first post and the mention of 9/11 being a fraud, ITS NOT.  Now I hate George Bush, don't get me wrong, but the goverment has no reason to kill tons of innocent people.  Maybe you will say that the goverment did it so they could invade the middle east.  The goverment wouldn't do this, you wanna know why?  It's because the fact is that the goverment has leaks, always has, always will.  Most major scams come out eventually, and the goverment knows this, there is no way that 9/11 could have only involved a small enough amount of people for it not to leak.  When something big happens, people find out.  The goverment wouldn't want this to get out, (for obvios reasons) so, in my opinion they wouldn't do it.

I just realized this post might be a little too political after I wrote it, if it is just edit it for me RBCP, thanks. 

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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2006, 10:32:01 AM »
Maybe you will say that the goverment did it so they could invade the middle east.  The goverment wouldn't do this, you wanna know why?  It's because the fact is that the goverment has leaks, always has, always will.

That is a really, really bad argument--unless, of course, you believe that the government never does anything "wrong."

Surely you see for all the scams and misdoings that have come out of the government, public opinion makes no matter to them whatsoever. Bush's approval rating shows his party's lack of concern with how what they're doing is perceived by the people. And regardless, bad things that come out always come out after the offending president is a former president. Party says, "not our fault," people forget.
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2006, 12:10:17 PM »
 ??? wow, i really do pjear now... i have stopped caffiene, (that took weeks to recover from) And i do sometimes wonder were I put all this food, I can eat a boat load of food and never get full, in fact If that's true what your saying, maybe that is why after you eat chinese food (after being full and about 30 minutes) your hungry again!?? I have to change my diet. 

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Re: I need your help guys
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2006, 12:24:51 PM »
So I used to work with this lady who used this food flavoring in everything she cooked.  It was called "Accent."

Looks like this:


I took a little in my palm and tried it... "Hmm," I said to myself, "that's interesting.  What's in it, I wonder?"

So I look at the ingredients and it says:

Ingerdients:  Monosodium Glutamate.

I was like, "WOW!  I just ate pure MSG!"

I guess the point is, if you're curious about MSG and want to get ahold of some for whatever reason, you can buy that stuff. 
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2006, 02:07:42 PM »
Maybe you will say that the goverment did it so they could invade the middle east.  The goverment wouldn't do this, you wanna know why?  It's because the fact is that the goverment has leaks, always has, always will.

That is a really, really bad argument--unless, of course, you believe that the government never does anything "wrong."

Surely you see for all the scams and misdoings that have come out of the government, public opinion makes no matter to them whatsoever. Bush's approval rating shows his party's lack of concern with how what they're doing is perceived by the people. And regardless, bad things that come out always come out after the offending president is a former president. Party says, "not our fault," people forget.

I'm not saying that they wouldn't do it because they care about public opinion, I know that they don't.  I'm saying they wouldn't because it somehow seems just a little bit illegal to plan and execute a terrist act where you hijack sevral planes, crash them into two widely used buildings, and in the act kill thousands of innocent people.  Somehow I think that might call for a severe punishment for EVERYONE involved.  I don't think Bush wants to end his life with a lethal injection.