Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CadyD
You: hi
CadyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I'm looking for an awsome cha cha guide
CadyD: Hi! How can I help you tonight?
CadyD: I am awesome My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself..
You: how can I be sure?
You: Whats better, Pirates or ninjas?
CadyD: I don't know...how have you been looking for one?
You: I ask people if they are awsome
You: And they usually say yes
CadyD: Pirates, they get the gold
You: NOOOO
You: CHUCK NORRIS
You: YOU FAIL!
You: sorry
You: can you redirect me now?
CadyD: Right, sorry
CadyD: Why?
You: I'm looking for an awsome cha cha guide
CadyD: You will get reported eventually
CadyD: For abusing the system
You: I'm not abusing it
You: I'm scanning it
CadyD: ChaCha is a search engine, not a chat room
You: I'm the awsomeness scanner
CadyD: I'm sure you are
You: I was hired by cha hca
CadyD: Right
You: Its true
CadyD: How were you hired?
You: I went to the main page
You: clicked on the work tab
CadyD: YOU FAIL!
You: and signed up to work
You: NOPE
CadyD: there is no such thing
You: yes
CadyD: No, there isn't
You: If you were awsome you would know
-Reported: Disconnect-
Anyways, you dont want a job there... its only $5 an hour, and a talking hour. meaning you have to be connected, not idling. and after 10 minutes connected to one user, the timer stops. FTL!