To make a super-uber-l33t-hax0r-phone-call-receiver:
first you gotta make sure you connect a flux capacitor to an electromechanical inducer. make sure its supplying enough energy for the quantum coagulator. after thats checked, ensure that the fiber optic cables are securely connected to each negative ionic transmitter. then press the on button. you're good to go now.
I should probably explain this in more detail.
You need a flux capacitor.
NOT a time flux capacitor which is the fictional device used in Back to the Future.Instead you just need a normal electromagnetic flux capacitor. This little device, while hard to find, is very interesting. Instead of storing an electrical charge like a normal capacitor it instead stores the differential voltage and amperage values of an uneven current. The electromechanical inducer is what will be providing that uneven current to the capacitor slowly filling it up. Now the flux capacitor needs to be hooked up to a quantum coagulator (found at any college with a good physics program). The "flux" produced by the flux capacitor is what will be powering the quantum coagulator. what does a quantum coagulator do? It raises events from the microscopic quantum scale to the macroscopic scale of everyday molecular life. The reaction caused by the quantim coagulator will send out light which will be sent over the fiber optic cables (don't use cheap fiber optic cables! Always inspect the inside of fiber optic cables yourself to ensure full reflection and refraction quality!) to the negative ionic transmitter. Btw, it's not a "negaive ionic" transmitter but a negative "ionic transmitter". The difference is that while the former transmits negative ions the transmitter we are talking about instead transmits both negative and positive ions but it negates them. So when a positive ion is recieved it sends out a positive ions. The light from the quantum coagulator will tell the transmitter how to work the ions out.
Okay, a HUGE part was left out of this explanation. And that's how to connect this to the phone network.
You basically drive up to your target's TNI box and aim the negative ionic transmitter at the phone line. You can use a quality gold plated connection cable but that can put a serious dent into your wallet. Now aim the transmitter and whatever calls the location recieves will be sent, over an ionic negation beam, to your handset which will be hooked into the rj-11 jack on the negative ion transmitter (Make sure your transmitter has one!)
It's not really that comlicated and it's a lot cheaper than some people would like you to think.
Have fun!
