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Re: Riddles
« Reply #60 on: January 08, 2007, 05:34:03 PM »
Sounds like an ice cube.

Not an ice cube, btw.

Wait, wait, I think I got this one...


Is it an ice cube?

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2007, 06:36:56 PM »
A multi-billionaire is faced with a choice of 3 beautiful young women to marry.

Curious as to how each of them would handle money after becoming the wife of a fabulously wealthy man, he decides on a plan: He gives each of them one million dollars with instructions that it is theirs to do with whatever they want. Then he books a month-long vacation and determines to make his decision upon his return.

When the man returns from his trip, he asks each woman what she did with her million, then makes his decision.

The first woman intends to impress her soon-to-be husband with her financial savvy. She takes her million dollars to her stockbroker, invests it all in some high-risk ventures and loses everything.

The second woman goes on an extravagant spending spree, buying everything she ever wanted, all for herself. After a few weeks, she's spent every penny of the million dollars.

The third woman, being of a compassionate and generous nature, donates all of her million dollars to multiple charities, where she knows it will do the most good.

Q: Which one did the man choose to marry?

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2007, 07:18:05 PM »
A. The one with the biggest tits

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #63 on: January 09, 2007, 03:06:04 AM »

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #64 on: January 09, 2007, 06:44:13 AM »
A multi-billionaire is faced with a choice of 3 beautiful young women to marry.

Curious as to how each of them would handle money after becoming the wife of a fabulously wealthy man, he decides on a plan: He gives each of them one million dollars with instructions that it is theirs to do with whatever they want. Then he books a month-long vacation and determines to make his decision upon his return.

When the man returns from his trip, he asks each woman what she did with her million, then makes his decision.

The first woman intends to impress her soon-to-be husband with her financial savvy. She takes her million dollars to her stockbroker, invests it all in some high-risk ventures and loses everything.

The second woman goes on an extravagant spending spree, buying everything she ever wanted, all for herself. After a few weeks, she's spent every penny of the million dollars.

The third woman, being of a compassionate and generous nature, donates all of her million dollars to multiple charities, where she knows it will do the most good.

Q: Which one did the man choose to marry?

A. The one with the biggest tits

Too easy?

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #65 on: January 09, 2007, 07:01:03 AM »
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Too easy?

Too googleable

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #66 on: January 17, 2007, 03:36:18 PM »
A moth ate words.
I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words.

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #67 on: January 17, 2007, 04:18:46 PM »
A moth ate words.
I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words.

Someone please kill me..... preferably now

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #68 on: January 17, 2007, 04:45:34 PM »
What makes you say that?

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #69 on: January 17, 2007, 11:13:46 PM »
A moth ate words.
I thought that was quite curious, that a mere worm, a thief in the dark, ate what a man wrote, his brilliant language and its strong foundation. The thief got no wiser for all that he fattened himself on words.

Bookworm?

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #70 on: January 18, 2007, 04:15:45 AM »
You got it.

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Re: Riddles
« Reply #71 on: January 18, 2007, 11:25:28 PM »
Sounds like an ice cube.

Not an ice cube, btw.

An ice cube tray?
maybe a dial tone?

I dunno... It doesn't really work. but I just like making stupid guesses so It looks like i'm doing something productive.