Riddles

[mthawoffspringb]

Riddles are fun, post riddles here

[mthawoffspringb]

the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

[murd0c]

Your mom's pussy.

[Raptor]

the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

a coffin



Now here's one you guy's cant guess:

What do I have in my pocket?

[frog]

Now here's one you guy's cant guess:

What do I have in my pocket?

What has it got in its pockets, precious?

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the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

a coffin



Now here's one you guy's cant guess:

What do I have in my pocket?

the answer for your riddle

[I-baLL]

the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

a coffin



Now here's one you guy's cant guess:

What do I have in my pocket?

Lint and air.

[BillCancer]

a dime, two quarters, five nickels, a penny, lint, and air

[rbcp]

Here's a riddle I'm stealing from Scrubs:

What two coins make up thirty cents?  One can't be a nickel.

[frog]

Here's a riddle I'm stealing from Scrubs:

What two coins make up thirty cents?  One can't be a nickel.

Quarter and a nickel?

[gangals]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

[frog]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.


Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?

[I-baLL]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.


Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?

Oh, this is simple. All you need is vector math. We know the wind is blowing North to South at 10mph and if the train is going at 20mph then we can assume that this is happening at night (which is why the train is so slow.)

Now, electric trains don't normally produce stream unless their brakes are overheating. If their brakes are overheating then we are assuming that the stream is going into the train itself thus going straight up!

[I-baLL]

This one's stolen from an old Sierra adventure game...

What is the room that you enter but never leave?

What is the room that you leave but never enter?

Oh, and the answer is different for each question.

[Raptor]

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