Riddles

[I-baLL]

The PLA Forums and a Womb...

Oh, come on, you can't get the first question? I mean, the answers rhyme. Since you got "wmb" then the first question should be easy  to answer.

[rbcp]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

I guess that riddle doesn't work too good when written on a forum.  I've asked about 5 people since I heard it and none of them got it.

[mthawoffspringb]

the person that makes it has no use for it
the one who uses it does not know he is using it
the one who buys it never uses it

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?

a coffin



Now here's one you guy's cant guess:

What do I have in my pocket?

thats right...and how should i know what you have in your pocket

[mthawoffspringb]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.


Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?

electric trains to make steam

[I-baLL]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.


Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?

electric trains to make steam

Huh? What?

[mthawoffspringb]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.


Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?

electric trains to make steam

Huh? What?

it says that the train is electric but electric trains run on electricity not steam

[I-baLL]

One can't be a nickel.

A quarter and a nickel and the quarter is not a nickel, so...

I ALREADY ANSWERED IT, GET OUT OF HERE.


Ok, so an electric train drives along straight track heading North at 20mph. A wind is blowing directly from North to South at a velocity of 10mph. In which direction and at what velocity is the steam carried?

electric trains to make steam

Huh? What?

it says that the train is electric but electric trains run on electricity not steam

Yeah, I know that. I pointed that out in my answer.

My question to you was:

What does "electric trains to make steam" mean?

[gangals]

mthawoffspringb: I suggest you stop while you're behind. You've made too many stupid, retarded, double, and unedited posts today.

And your marquee posts and signature isn't helping you any.

[silentneep]

Courtesy of the Dark Tower:

Light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.  What is it?

[frog]

Courtesy of the Dark Tower:

Light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long.  What is it?

omg their breath

[MIB]

Visitors to a scenic mountain village were often amused by the village idiot. When offered a choice between a shiny fifty-cent piece and a crumpled five dollar bill, he would always happily take choose the half dollar. The bill was worth ten times as much, so why did he never choose it?

MIB

[PHISH-PHREAK]

Visitors to a scenic mountain village were often amused by the village idiot. When offered a choice between a shiny fifty-cent piece and a crumpled five dollar bill, he would always happily take choose the half dollar. The bill was worth ten times as much, so why did he never choose it?

MIB

Because if he ever took the five dollar bill he would never be asked whether he would choice between the fifty-cent pace of the 5 dollar bill. 

[jammie]

Visitors to a scenic mountain village were often amused by the village idiot. When offered a choice between a shiny fifty-cent piece and a crumpled five dollar bill, he would always happily take choose the half dollar. The bill was worth ten times as much, so why did he never choose it?

MIB

Because if he ever took the five dollar bill he would never be asked whether he would choice between the fifty-cent pace of the 5 dollar bill. 

I Googled it too! 

[PHISH-PHREAK]

oh... bahaha you googled it? Its old I knew it already.

[tk]

I stole this from Die Hard: With A Vengeance (which is infinitely better than "Scrubs", whose answer is "one nickel and one quarter")...

While I was traveling to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wive had seven cats. Each cat had seven sacks. Each sack had seven kittens. Each kitten had seven mice. Mice, kittens, sacks, cats, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?