Windows Vista will be released 2 months behind schedule with more initial fatal errors than XP and ME combined
NAMP (National Association of Music Publishers) will not stop with their ban on guitar tabs but will also hire teenagers to spy on cover bands that used previously released, now illicit tabs to collect royalties.
A movie will come out that is NOTHING but product placement.
Sun Microsystems will finally release a commercial OS that will outshadow either Mac or Windows, catching up with their computer development.
Thousands of nerds will overlook age requirements as they attempt to nominate Dylan Avery and Maddox for president.
After the draft is re-instated, thousands of working-class Americans will move to third world nations to both dodge the draft and reclaim the jobs they lost from corporate outsourcing.
Osama Bin Laden will finally be arrested in Richmond, Virginia while hijacking a bus, only to be let go on the legal technicality that he wasn't read his Miranda Rights while being interrogated.
Corporations, no longer able to buy dwindling competitors, will turn to purchasing third world nations. Pepsi Presents: Nigeria will become the international capital for blackmail and great new taste.