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Predictions for 2007
« on: January 04, 2007, 04:25:16 PM »
Disposable razors will have 7 blades.

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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007, 04:28:47 PM »
Magical penis pumps.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 05:38:49 PM »
Skype payphones will appear in populated areas, and the PLA will charge $10 to get in.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 09:56:51 PM »
Cal will update calscontentkingdom.com.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2007, 12:29:37 AM »
There will be another season of survivor.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2007, 12:45:25 AM »
A robot will finally get my job, and do it better!!  :-\

And Chinese Democracy will be finally released.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2007, 02:18:30 AM by FB »
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2007, 07:33:27 AM »
I predict that...


  • The RIAA will start suing people not only for downloading music and for lip-synching to it on YouTube, but also for humming and for singing in the shower.
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  • The Internet geniuses who created the online sensation Second Life will hit on a new money-making idea: No Life. When Second Life players become bored with paying real money to sit at their computers all day, interacting with a virtual duplicate of the real world, they can escape from that dismal unreality by paying (conveniently by credit card or PayPal) the low price of $30.00 per month to purchase Internet access for their Second Life avatar. This groundbreaking new innovation will allow your Second Life avatar to sit down in front of his virtual Second Computer and watch his or her No Life avatar interact in an even more virtual duplicate of the virtual duplicate of the real world. (Spending cash for No Life can be purchased in "Linden dollars," the currency of Second Life, which can of course be purchased with actual real money from your bank account, credit card or PayPal.)
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  • The phone companies will start offering cable TV service and cable companies will continue to provide phone service, US companies will continue to outsource jobs to India, until Americans start moving opening 7-11 and Dunkin Donuts franchises in Bangalore and Calcutta, our government will continue to make our nation safer by antagonizing our enemies, cats will bark while dogs meow, and proctologists will start doing dentistry work on the side.
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  • The PLA will continue to wreak havok on the telephonic world for our own enjoyment and amusement, and will release a new CD via iTunes, mp3.com and Audible.com, with all the PLA Radio episodes plus all the phone pranks from the website.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2007, 04:16:04 PM »
George Bush will win the 2007 elections.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 03:22:00 PM »
ooooooh SNAP!!!
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2007, 01:20:14 AM »
Windows Vista will be released 2 months behind schedule with more initial fatal errors than XP and ME combined

NAMP (National Association of Music Publishers) will not stop with their ban on guitar tabs but will also hire teenagers to spy on cover bands that used previously released, now illicit tabs to collect royalties.

A movie will come out that is NOTHING but product placement.

Sun Microsystems will finally release a commercial OS that will outshadow either Mac or Windows, catching up with their computer development.

Thousands of nerds will overlook age requirements as they attempt to nominate Dylan Avery and Maddox for president.

After the draft is re-instated, thousands of working-class Americans will move to third world nations to both dodge the draft and reclaim the jobs they lost from corporate outsourcing.

Osama Bin Laden will finally be arrested in Richmond, Virginia while hijacking a bus, only to be let go on the legal technicality that he wasn't read his Miranda Rights while being interrogated.

Corporations, no longer able to buy dwindling competitors, will turn to purchasing third world nations. Pepsi Presents: Nigeria will become the international capital for blackmail and great new taste.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2007, 01:23:09 AM »
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A movie will come out that is NOTHING but product placement.

That already happened, "Cellular"...
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2007, 04:57:47 AM »
New Coke will make a comeback.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2007, 05:06:38 AM »
I'm hoping for a Crystal Pepsi comeback.
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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2007, 07:07:21 PM »
Quote from: FB on January 10, 2007, 01:23:09 AM
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A movie will come out that is NOTHING but product placement.

That already happened, "Cellular"...

Actually it was called Josie and the Pussycats. 

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Re: Predictions for 2007
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2007, 07:18:48 PM »
Casino Royal was pretty think too.

Sony*Cough*Cellphone*Cough*Laptop*Cough*Underwear*Cough*DVD Player*Cough*Science Exhibits*

and thats nothing compared to the filth some call "iRobot"
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