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Pranks => Prank Phone Calls => Topic started by: rbcp on July 24, 2006, 08:00:26 AM
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In the last episode of PLA Radio (http://www.phonelosers.org/radio/) I got all kinds of angry responses by txting "Fuck you motherfucker" to about 500 people. What other messages would be good for angering/confusing large numbers of people?
Spessa suggested that I send, "I have gonorrhea and I am required by the state to inform you."
Jammie says a simple, "I am watching you." should do the trick.
I was originally thinking of sending "I love you" to 500 people, in hopes of maybe a jealous wife/husband seeing it on their spouse's phone.
Anyone have other ideas?
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For some reason I think "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?" would be funny.
Barring that, nonspecific, open-ended questions might ellicit an interesting response. "Well, are you done yet?" "Almost here?" "How many do we need?"
Or, you could take that idea and make it seem like you're up to no good, ie, "Did you dump it?" "Cover your tracks," or "Call me when you've gotten her to talk."
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"Meet me at the Branding Iron, motherfucker!!" :)
or "We're over!!!"
Those seem worthwhile.
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The bomb is in place
Just don't let your wife find out
The camera in your room broke can you go fix it?
Password protect your damn web cam
I'm outside with my cloths off
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"Last night was CRAZY! You think that guy is still alive?"
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Speaking of text messageing I know something really annoying, my "friend",text messages me everyday with dumb stuff like "wacha doin" "u still me frind" "wacha wearing" "i bord so i text"
I call him everyday and politly tell him to cut it out, then he crys and goes "I thought you were my friend!" Then he doesn't show up for school for a week straight, then when he finally comes back he comes up to me and my non-geeky friends and just sits with us staring at everyone. Then he goes into the bathroom and bites his lip until it is so swolen he has to go home, he doesn't show up to school for days after that. Then he calls me during class and leaves dumb prank call voice messages on my phone. I don't know why I ever gave that loser my phone number, if I remember right I didn't. He asked someone else for it (not me).
Man I just really got off topic there.
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Speaking of text messageing I know something really annoying, my "friend",text messages me everyday with dumb stuff like "wacha doin" "u still me frind" "wacha wearing" "i bord so i text"
I call him everyday and politly tell him to cut it out, then he crys and goes "I thought you were my friend!" Then he doesn't show up for school for a week straight, then when he finally comes back he comes up to me and my non-geeky friends and just sits with us staring at everyone. Then he goes into the bathroom and bites his lip until it is so swolen he has to go home, he doesn't show up to school for days after that. Then he calls me during class and leaves dumb prank call voice messages on my phone. I don't know why I ever gave that loser my phone number, if I remember right I didn't. He asked someone else for it (not me).
Man I just really got off topic there.
Holy crap, that post had no point.
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Holy crap, that post had no point.
Yeah, I know. I was going to talk about annoying things in text messages but then my mind wondered, and I began telling a long pointless story, which that reminds me of something.
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Yeah, I know. I was going to talk about annoying things in text messages but then my mind wondered, and I began telling a long pointless story, which that reminds me of something.
It reminded me of that time where you emailed me once and I didn't respond so you emailed me 6 more times asking what my problem was. Actually that happened twice with you, I think.
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It reminded me of that time where you emailed me once and I didn't respond so you emailed me 6 more times asking what my problem was. Actually that happened twice with you, I think.
You could do that. Text someone and if they don't respond, just keep on texting them.
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You should have asked 500 people if they would (___verb___) your (___adjective___) (___noun___).
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"I am so sorry about your car, I drank way too much last night."
"Using credit cards on line is dangerous. Thanks for the boat."
"Fuck, she's dead. I didn't mean for this to happen, I was just trying to teach her a lesson."
Anything that invades the security of the welfare of their personal items.
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"I found your stash thanks for the weed!"
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How about "I'm pregnant you fucker!"
or
"You are NOT the father!"
:D
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"Want some oral tonight?"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have AIDS, and now so do YOU"
"I'm horny. can you make it over tonight?"
..I dunno. I'm sleepy as hell. An idea that would work if they OR their spouse found it would be great.
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"get your dog out of my yard"
"the test came back positive, he's yours"
"wat R U up 2?"
"wtf?"
"Hi, this is Bill with Verizon, there seems to be a problem with your phone, I'm going to need you
to reply with your Social Security number, your billing zip code, and the credit card you have on file
with us."
"I saw you on myspace, you're ugly"
"peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time"
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"Roses are red, violets are blue. I have AIDS, and now so do YOU"
I neerly choked laughing so hard at that.
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Well, good ones are the ones which make the person think you know them...Or they know you, like...
"Hey, don't fogetto fone me, ok?"
"Hey, it's me, you rememebr what you promised?"
Or
"Hey, I'm Horny, will you make itover today?".XD
But, seriosuly, w/e you'd send a friend of yours goes.
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"Have you checked the children?"
"y u kik my dog?!"
"do you want Trojan or Semenstoppers?"
"OMG HAX!1"
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I personaly like the idea of spoofing the number to 0000000000 and saying "The matrix has you." If I was just an average technology user and didnt know how people can spoof stuff like caller id I would be creeped the hell out by that kinda message coming from that number
of couse then you cant hear the responce... but fun is still had
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"Does your wife(or husband) have a clue about us?"
"The police won't find anything, I buried the body."
"PLA Radio bitch"
Haha, I like the AIDS one, thats awesome.
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now that i think about it, once when i had verizon, there was this chat room thing, and i was always chatting with people in like the UK, but once a USA number came up, and i kept texting him "i see you" and he called me a lot and cussed me out.
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Maybe "I just found out. How could you???" Could even add "Come right home we need to talk" to it :)
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"we need to talk about the test results!"
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"I just found out. How could you???" ... Keep it simple + familiar... this one wins. So open-ended! When you rhyme about AIDS it's little obvious it's fake.
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"I love you" works well. We grabbed a mates phone once and sent an "I love you" text to a random girl in his contacts.
We found out a few days later she was some ugly chick that he chatted to on MSN, and she was ecstatic because she had had a mad crush on him for years. He then had to tell her he wasn't interested. We laughed. Anyway...
Another good one would be "I don't care if you're pregnant, I'm still not going to marry you!"
Then again, that works better when you yell it at a girl in a public place :P
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There is a google firefox extension that allows you to text message phones from your PC!
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link please :)
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Nevermind...I wasted 3 seconds and got it myself :) Now send me your cell number so I can see if this really works!
[url][http://www.google.com/tools/firefox/sendtophone/index.html/url]
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do u send those text msg by pc or by phone
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I think this plugin has has something to do with CB radios...?
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I think this plugin has has something to do with CB radios...?
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I think this plugin has has something to do with CB radios...?
Go back to your bottle
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I think this plugin has has something to do with CB radios...?
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hahahaha you can't be serious ;D
I was being sarcastic about the post below mine for the google firefox extension since it looks like that guy "Tsukasa" is asking if the extension is for sending txt messages from your phone or PC. My own mediocre attempt at humor has been highly amusing to myself.
"do u send those text msg by pc or by phone"
jeez
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That's what quote boxes are for so we can understand the same point of view and laugh at the irony.
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I figured you would just read from top to bottom and see what I was talking about... :-\ ::) ;D
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eh.... I read too much stuff so I just remember the overall picture and a few particulars....