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Title: The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!
Post by: Sidepocket on November 08, 2006, 12:32:18 AM
"We at the Church of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). Supernatural gods are rejected on the notion they are inherently unprovable. Thus, Googlists believe  Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities."

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/ (http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/)

 :D
Title: Re: The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!
Post by: . on November 08, 2006, 01:12:01 AM
This is the most stupid and hilarious thing I've ever read
Title: Re: The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!
Post by: Raptor on November 08, 2006, 12:02:09 PM
Whatever happened to worshiping the sun? I saw a George Carlin routine about sun worshiping that was pretty convincing...
Title: Re: The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!
Post by: . on November 09, 2006, 12:56:54 AM
Whatever happened to worshiping the sun?

I know that this isn't much related but did you know that Ra was the God of Sun in Ancient Egypt and shared a lot of similitude with our modern conception of God?
Title: Re: The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!
Post by: Colonel Panic on November 09, 2006, 09:01:08 AM
(http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2006-11/2759_image002.jpg)

Yeah I think I could get into some serious Google-worship...
Title: Re: The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!
Post by: Colonel Panic on November 09, 2006, 09:05:10 AM
Whatever happened to worshiping the sun?

I know that this isn't much related but did you know that Ra was the God of Sun in Ancient Egypt and shared a lot of similitude with our modern conception of God?
Yeah, the pharoah Akhenaton, the husband of Nefertiti and the father of Tutankhamon, was the world's first known monotheistic leader. He banned the worship of all other gods but the Sun god, Ra (also called Aton).

Check it out: http://members.tripod.com/clayt/Humanities/Akhenaton.html
Title: Re: The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!
Post by: IluvInternet24/7 on November 09, 2006, 01:29:49 PM
 I went there. It is cool! I don't really beleive Google is God but its funny. I printed out the Google Prayers.