The Church of Google -- GOOGLE IS YOUR MAMMA!!!

[Sidepocket]

"We at the Church of Google believe a convincing argument can be made stating that the search engine Google is the closest mankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). Supernatural gods are rejected on the notion they are inherently unprovable. Thus, Googlists believe  Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities."

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

 

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This is the most stupid and hilarious thing I've ever read

[Raptor]

Whatever happened to worshiping the sun? I saw a George Carlin routine about sun worshiping that was pretty convincing...

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Whatever happened to worshiping the sun?

I know that this isn't much related but did you know that Ra was the God of Sun in Ancient Egypt and shared a lot of similitude with our modern conception of God?

[Colonel Panic]

Yeah I think I could get into some serious Google-worship...

[Colonel Panic]

Whatever happened to worshiping the sun?

I know that this isn't much related but did you know that Ra was the God of Sun in Ancient Egypt and shared a lot of similitude with our modern conception of God?

Yeah, the pharoah Akhenaton, the husband of Nefertiti and the father of Tutankhamon, was the world's first known monotheistic leader. He banned the worship of all other gods but the Sun god, Ra (also called Aton).

Check it out: http://members.tripod.com/clayt/Humanities/Akhenaton.html

[IluvInternet24/7]

 I went there. It is cool! I don't really beleive Google is God but its funny. I printed out the Google Prayers.