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Offline Niyou77

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Flying Pigs
« on: December 11, 2007, 07:18:53 PM »
I was wondering, Jammie, why haven't they invented metal computer attachments to put on pigs that make them fly so we can stop hearing that stupid saying about "when pigs fly?"
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Re: Flying Pigs
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 11:30:31 AM »
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Re: Flying Pigs
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2007, 11:44:39 AM »
Actually the reason is that all the good scientists are Jewish and they aren't allowed to mess with swine because it's unkosher.
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Re: Flying Pigs
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2007, 02:33:39 PM »
Actually the reason is that all the good scientists are Jewish and they aren't allowed to mess with swine because it's unkosher.

I see. So why is it that Ben Stein can shoot lasers from his eye sockets?
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Re: Flying Pigs
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2007, 02:50:20 PM »
Actually the reason is that all the good scientists are Jewish and they aren't allowed to mess with swine because it's unkosher.

I see. So why is it that Ben Stein can shoot lasers from his eye sockets?

Well it has to be a natural abilitiy since it's against Talmudic law to alter one's body. That's all I can tell you with out the World Council of Earth Ruling Jews express permission though.
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Re: Flying Pigs
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2007, 09:27:51 PM »
I was wondering, Jammie, why haven't they invented metal computer attachments to put on pigs that make them fly so we can stop hearing that stupid saying about "when pigs fly?"

Dear Niyou77,

Well, they'll invent anything once they have the funding for it!  I suggest you donate a few million to research, and I guarantee you pigs will fly.


Love,
jammie
« Last Edit: December 13, 2007, 08:11:41 PM by jammie »

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Re: Flying Pigs
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 04:51:32 AM »
Pigs can fly if you put them on an airplane.

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Re: Flying Pigs
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2007, 07:25:28 AM »
Or a catapult.