Flying Pigs

[Niyou77]

I was wondering, Jammie, why haven't they invented metal computer attachments to put on pigs that make them fly so we can stop hearing that stupid saying about "when pigs fly?"

[mr_doc]

PETA

[Nod]

Actually the reason is that all the good scientists are Jewish and they aren't allowed to mess with swine because it's unkosher.

[Niyou77]

Actually the reason is that all the good scientists are Jewish and they aren't allowed to mess with swine because it's unkosher.

I see. So why is it that Ben Stein can shoot lasers from his eye sockets?

[Nod]

Actually the reason is that all the good scientists are Jewish and they aren't allowed to mess with swine because it's unkosher.

I see. So why is it that Ben Stein can shoot lasers from his eye sockets?

Well it has to be a natural abilitiy since it's against Talmudic law to alter one's body. That's all I can tell you with out the World Council of Earth Ruling Jews express permission though.

[jammie]

I was wondering, Jammie, why haven't they invented metal computer attachments to put on pigs that make them fly so we can stop hearing that stupid saying about "when pigs fly?"

Dear Niyou77,

Well, they'll invent anything once they have the funding for it!  I suggest you donate a few million to research, and I guarantee you pigs will fly.

Love,
jammie

[Zazen]

Pigs can fly if you put them on an airplane.

[rbcp]

Or a catapult.