just wondering if anyone wanted to exchange friend codes.
No, but I'll exchange some rhymes,
or if you're a babe, some enzymes.
This site's 'bout prankin' and the hack,
'bout the S-E and the knack
of givin' cloning tips for crack
built by the readers of old Phrack.
Wanna get blitzkrieg'd in the sack?
Then heed my words, noob,
don't come back.
Still, though, Altalp's got a wii,
but don't touch her, she's saved for me
like telcogal and jammie
and murdoc and that girl becky,
Dark Star Academy,
it's past time for you to see
but you know, hopefully
it will come eventually
that in order to succeed
here, man, you gotta bleed.
Now, closin' up my masterpiece
cuz man I really gotta pee.
That was pretty good, yeah? I got the sadism, the sluts, the self-aggrandizement, and site-related keywords, and the alliteration in this sentence. I don't think there was much missing.
I'm... I'm... some kind of machine !!