Raptor, go to 4chan.org. If you have the stomach, you will enjoy it much more. Something Awful and 4chan play on the same team, but 4chan doesn't require registration and posts are deleted after being inactive for a short while. That way, you don't have to keep up with all the posts because there are only a few posts at any given time. AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT POST YOUR INFORMATION IN THE EMAIL FIELD.
But if you vomit at the sight of penises*, don't go there.
*penises that belong to women, I mean