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Offline Chuck Sanders

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Pwning an identity theif..
« on: January 25, 2007, 07:01:16 AM »
Some dude got my moms info and started trying to get cards in her name, a $30,000 loan, cell phones etc.. He even used her info to open a utilities account for his apartment. She called the banks, called the credit bureaus and put a freeze on her accounts etc.. I got his phone and electricity turned off.. I got the bank that he called for the loan to give me the number that he called from ;D and then I got the address listed and it is in the same city as my mom lives. He also slipped up and made a mistake on some paperwork and the bank sent it back to my mom but it had the address I found from his number listed on it. Now I COULD turn this douche over to law enforcement.. or I could have some serious fun wit him since I have 100% confirmed that this is in fact the person responsible(even called him pretending to be Sprint and he gave me even more info). Any ideas as to how I should ruin him?

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2007, 07:27:42 AM »
Why can't you call law enforcement on him AND ruin him?  Seems stupid not to tell the cops that you know where he is.

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2007, 07:50:36 AM »
I suppose I could but the problem is they might not be able to do anything unless he is caught in the act.. I guess I could talk to a LEO to see what could be done first.

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2007, 06:17:32 PM »
You should ruin your credit by filing for bankruptcy or something. That way when they try to apply for loans and stuff they will be declined
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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2007, 10:56:58 AM »
Since you know all you need to about him, I would make his life a living hell! Show no mercy!.

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2007, 09:09:50 AM »
Drive him insane; make him kill himself. Do it! Do it!

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2007, 07:15:54 PM »
Do IT! Do it! Then egg his chevy s-10 and ride away on his ride on lawn mower then go through carls JR and get a small coke and a small fries then come back to your house.

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2007, 09:23:29 PM »
How close do you live to him? Visiting his house wouldn't be a horrible idea, but you may get busted committing any fun acts of vandalism.

Some other ideas: anonymously call his workplace every 30 minutes telling them to fire mr. x for being an identity thief (using a payphone or voip). Get his parents' info and call them as well, telling them the same thing.

Wearing latex gloves, put some child pr0n on an envelope and mail it to him using his own address as the return address as well. With any luck, a bored postal official may open it up. Make sure to do it somewhere close to where he lives for better effect (so the post office doesn't dismiss it as a prank right away when they see that the return address is in the wrong region).

Send him all the DHL shipping supplies you can order, every three days.

Sign him up for every junk mailer/catalog mailer you can think of along with magazine subscriptions . Have every branch of the military call him for recruitment, as well.



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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2007, 09:26:15 PM »
Where would he get child p0rn at? Is it sold at teh PLA store?

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2007, 09:45:38 PM »
Where would he get child p0rn at? Is it sold at teh PLA store?

He could take naked pictures of himself and mail them to the identity thief, and then call the cops and say the thief paid him to do it.

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2007, 10:01:35 PM »
Hell if your gonna go this far why not just commit a murder and have all the evidence leading to him.

The best thing to do would be to call the cops. his ass would be in jail for a while and you wouldn't have to put yourself into any trouble, then once he gets out you can fuck with him.

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Re: Pwning an identity theif..
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2007, 09:51:16 AM »
he lives 4 hours away, I am in my 20's and work in the corporate world so getting busted for anything is out of the question.. He is an old dude.